Middle Earth Commercials!

[Aragorn_The_King]

OOOOooo These are good! Here is my try.

Sam at moria: Poor Bill, how can I let him go. Is there anything you want Bill?
Bill: *Gives cheesey grin rolling lips up* I want meow mix, I want weow mix, Ii Ii I want meow mix.

If you expect emediate ressults from your insurance company turn to progressive. Shows Frodo put on ring and dissapear. We may not be changing the world. Shows the ring flying to fire. But we are changing the way people buy car insurance. STUPID, I KNOW.

If you want someone who works for the people elect Sauroman. He wants peace unlike Sauron who has started two wars. Sauroman likes coller flare he is a genuine peacenick. Remember, vote green party.

Use the ring-- it will make you feel good when everyone is looking down on you. Sideaffects may include wraithnes, pursuent evil, death etc.