Middle Earth Answering Machine Messages

[Mintyztwin]

yeah! The prancing pony was awesome! I really don't feel like my humble messages are up to that standard! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Ah well. If at first you don't succed, try, try agian!

Elrond's Sons [I can't remember their names and I can't find my book! But Diamond told me! Yay!]:

"You have reached Elrohir and Elladan. We are not in now, we are probably out fighting Orcs to avenge our mother. If this is a beautiful girl elf, yes, we are brave and handsome! Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. If you would like to hear a personal message, wait for instructions. If this is Aragorn, press 1. If this is Arwen, press 2. If this is Dad, press 3.

*press 1*
Hi Aragorn. Yes, we delivered your message to Arwen, and she hasn't changed her mind. In fact, she made you something. We'll be catching up with you later, and will drop it off for ya'. See ya soon!

*press 2*
Arwen, how are you, little sis? Is Aunt Gallie treating you nicely? Oh, and if that jerk Haldir is still annoying you, just tell us the word, and we'll wipe that smug look of his face. Aragorn's the man! No we haven't forgotten your package for Aragorn, yes, we'll deliver it as soon as we see him. By the way, Dad is still mad, and you owe us big. Imagine, two big strong elves like us playing deliveryboy. See ya' soon sis.

*press 3*
Hey Dad! No, we don't know where Arwen is, but if we see her we'll try to talk her out of this crazy "marrying a mortal" sceme. Y'know that Aragorn is taking on all the forces of evil. Pretty impressive for a mortal! We might drop by and give him a hand, no sense in letting Middle Earth go to Sauron, right Dad? So, see ya soon, and don't worry about the whole Arwen/Aragorn thing. It'll work out in the end."

Okay, I don't have anything against Haldir, he's just the only Lothlorien elf I could remember at the moment, and in the movie he was pretty . . .proud. Also, the Arwen message is based on my brother's attitude toward me, so if it doesn't fit "two strong elves" sorry! I liked it! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]