OK an Elf, a Hobbit and a Dwarf jump off a bridge... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

charly · 11-07-2002, 02:42 PM

Ok, assume they´re still all on the bridge.

Elf:Let´s all jump off the brigde!
Hobbit:Why?
Elf: Just for the heck of it.
Dwarf:I don´t believe you. No one trusts an elf.
Elf: Oooh, don´t be so prejudiced.You know, we say "Never trust a dwarf" and I´m trusting you!(At this point the elf flicks his beautiful blond hair back and roles his eyes in a playfull matter-have I mentioned this is Legolas?)
Dwarf: Well, you shoudn´t!!(Takes Legolas and throws him over bridge)
Legolas:AAAHHHH!!!!
Dwarf:So. Were was I.
Hobbit:I think I´ll just have...second breakfast. Bye!
Dwarf:OOH, that dratted elf still has my axe. (Jumps down too)
=>Elf lands first, can´t fly gracefully because of axe, Dwarf comes in second, both drown.
Hobbit goes have another breakfast.

11-07-2002, 02:42 PM	#18
charly Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle earth, dork Posts: 84	Ok, assume they´re still all on the bridge. Elf:Let´s all jump off the brigde! Hobbit:Why? Elf: Just for the heck of it. Dwarf:I don´t believe you. No one trusts an elf. Elf: Oooh, don´t be so prejudiced.You know, we say "Never trust a dwarf" and I´m trusting you!(At this point the elf flicks his beautiful blond hair back and roles his eyes in a playfull matter-have I mentioned this is Legolas?) Dwarf: Well, you shoudn´t!!(Takes Legolas and throws him over bridge) Legolas:AAAHHHH!!!! Dwarf:So. Were was I. Hobbit:I think I´ll just have...second breakfast. Bye! Dwarf:OOH, that dratted elf still has my axe. (Jumps down too) =>Elf lands first, can´t fly gracefully because of axe, Dwarf comes in second, both drown. Hobbit goes have another breakfast. __________________ "Whom do you serve, scum?"

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