OK an Elf, a Hobbit and a Dwarf jump off a bridge... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Firefoot · 01-29-2004, 10:07 PM

Well, if you asked them, the Elf and the Dwarf would start fighting about it. Scenario One: They argue until one of them would end up pushing the other off the bridge - the Dwarf would probably get pushed off because Elves have a lot more balance - in which case the Dwarf would hit the bottom first. Scenario Two: They have a contest to see who hits first. The Elf, being more graceful, can then dive and will hit the bottom first (Let's assume there is a lake at the bottom). In either scenario, the Hobbit has way too much plain Hobbit sense to jump off a bridge in the first place and leaves the Elf and the Dwarf to argue about it while he goes and gets something to eat.

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01-29-2004, 10:07 PM	#1
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Well, if you asked them, the Elf and the Dwarf would start fighting about it. Scenario One: They argue until one of them would end up pushing the other off the bridge - the Dwarf would probably get pushed off because Elves have a lot more balance - in which case the Dwarf would hit the bottom first. Scenario Two: They have a contest to see who hits first. The Elf, being more graceful, can then dive and will hit the bottom first (Let's assume there is a lake at the bottom). In either scenario, the Hobbit has way too much plain Hobbit sense to jump off a bridge in the first place and leaves the Elf and the Dwarf to argue about it while he goes and gets something to eat.