101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

03-05-2002, 03:37 PM

Sauron: So I built a tower. Everyone said that it wouldn't stand up. And it fell into the swamp. So I built another tower. That fell into the swamp too. So I build a THIRD tower. That one stayed up AAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHH!

*Dark Tower crashes into ruin*

Mouth of Sauron to Gandalf after LONG pause: Uhhh...we give up. Sorry.

Treebeard: Boring, boring, boring. Green. Green. and MORE green. And some brown. Gawd. I want to get AWAY from all this. Bulldoze it down, and build me a condo. Hoom.

Gimli: Why do we kill these orcs all the time? Why don't we just try TALKING to them for once?

Ugluk to Merry and Pippen: Are you two comfortable enough? Want some more cushions? Here, have a doughnut. Not far now.

Gwaihir to Gandalf: Good grief. Are you all right?

Gandalf: Feeling a bit...weak...that Balrog sure was a tough cookie...

Gwaihir: Do you have the strength to lift your hand?

Gandalf: Just....about...yes....

*Gandalf raises hand*

Gwaihir: Now shout 'TAXI!'

*flies off*

You're right Lush, this is a great thread.

[ March 05, 2002: Message edited by: JesseCuster ]

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03-05-2002, 03:37 PM	#1
JesseCuster Guest Posts: n/a	Sauron: So I built a tower. Everyone said that it wouldn't stand up. And it fell into the swamp. So I built another tower. That fell into the swamp too. So I build a THIRD tower. That one stayed up AAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHH! Dark Tower crashes into ruin Mouth of Sauron to Gandalf after LONG pause: Uhhh...we give up. Sorry. Treebeard: Boring, boring, boring. Green. Green. and MORE green. And some brown. Gawd. I want to get AWAY from all this. Bulldoze it down, and build me a condo. Hoom. Gimli: Why do we kill these orcs all the time? Why don't we just try TALKING to them for once? Ugluk to Merry and Pippen: Are you two comfortable enough? Want some more cushions? Here, have a doughnut. Not far now. Gwaihir to Gandalf: Good grief. Are you all right? Gandalf: Feeling a bit...weak...that Balrog sure was a tough cookie... Gwaihir: Do you have the strength to lift your hand? Gandalf: Just....about...yes.... Gandalf raises hand Gwaihir: Now shout 'TAXI!' flies off You're right Lush, this is a great thread. [ March 05, 2002: Message edited by: JesseCuster ]