101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Lostgaeriel]

For fans of the classic movie Casablanca:

The Fellowship of the Ring – The Ring Goes South:
ELROND: For the rest, they shall represent the other Free peoples of the World: Elves, Dwarves, and Men. Legolas shall be for the Elves; and Gimli son of Gloin for the Dwarves. They are willing to go at least to the passes of the Mountains, and maybe beyond. For men you shall have Aragorn son of Arathorn, for the Ring of Isildur concerns him closely.
FRODO: Strider!
ARAGORN: I stick my neck out for nobody.


The Return of the King – The Passing of the Grey Company:
Aragorn prepares to take The Paths of the Dead.
ÉOWYN: But what about us?
ARAGORN: We’ll always have Edoras. We didn’t have, we’d lost it, until you came to Dunharrow. We got it back last night.
ÉOWYN: And I said I would never leave you.
ARAGORN: And you never will. But I’ve got a job to do. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of.
ARAGORN: (as he takes the cup) Here’s looking at you kid.