101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Kalimac]

Lush - ha! I love it! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ("I'll never let go, Beren!") And yes, that was a Chaucer reference - though to be honest, there are some things in the Canterbury Tales that Denethor was MUCH more unlikely to ever say (erm, The Miller's Tale, anyone?) but I wanted to be at least somewhat decorous.

Today's theme is: Quotes from musicals. Hope these are at least vaguely comprehensible....I really am going to sleep in a minute.

Denethor: What good is sitting alone in your tomb? Come, hear the music play! Life is a Cabaret, Perian, only a Cabaret!

Shagrat: Why I must travel to a distant land, Far from the Orc I love?
(yes, I ripped this one off my other thread).

Gimli: Wear my hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it ... Why don't my mother love me? Talkin' bout HAIIRRRR....

Legolas: Sixteen kills and whaddaya get, another day older and deeper in debt!

Aragorn: Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!

Frodo: So please sir, If you run into the Dark Lord, Don't reveal my little...errand, Just leave well enough alone. Hush up! Don't tell Sauron, Shush up, don't tell Sauron...

Arwen: You promise me this, You promise me that, You promise me everything under the sun, Then you hear that d*mn horn and you're grabbing your sword And you're off to the slaughter again! When I think of the time gone by -

Aragorn: Arwen! Arwen!

Arwen: When I think that for you, I'd DIE!

Aragorn: Arwen! Arwen!

Arwen: I could honestly cry...