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07-26-2002, 10:19 AM
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A Ghostly Light
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: My private bubble of innocence
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OK, this is part of a much longer parody.
Gandalf arrives at Isengard. GANDALF: Saruman, you are the wisest of the wise SARUMAN: Yeah, whatever. (spreads black vampire cloak). I vant to suck your blood. GANDALF: Despite your creepy demeanor, I will reveal some secrets. SARUMAN: I'm evil GANDALF: I trust you implicitly SARUMAN: I work for Sauron GANDALF: You are the wisest of the wise SARUMAN: I'll make you break dance GANDALF: You ARE evil!
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