What (thankfully) didn't happen in LOTR

[Davin]

LMAO.

At Weathertop, during the attack of the Nazgul, one of the Black Riders advances on Aragorn, twirling his sword in a dazzling series of circles and arcs. Aragorn looks unimpressed, pulls out a revolver and kills him with a single shot, then says: "Typical servant of Sauron: bringing a sword to a gun fight".

That's really funny.

Wouldn't it just be better if Sauron himself went to the Shire to get the Ring, found Frodo and Gandalf, and then they all sat down for a nice puff of Pipeweed, and they all got high and lived happily every after.