what do you do to annoy people who don't like LOTR?

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hmm. Well, let's see. I will try not to be hasty. (hee hee)
Well, I spend "way too much time on here" according to my mom. very annoying for her becuase all she can hear is the keyboard. Whenever somebody says somthing bad about LotR i attack them. I say random quotes from the movie. I was taking stuff for supper the other night and i was like "oh i want some potatoes. and some carrots. and some cabbages. adn then those three bags of potatoes that we lifted last week. and then the mushrooms the week before!" heh heh Um...i call people bad names in Elvish, i say goodbye in Elvish, whenever somebody says something that reminds me of LotR i say the quote with the accent. Heh heh. Hoom him hom...i REALLY want the One Ring....and I want either Sting or a bow too so I can gloat over them and say My Precioussssssss...and also so i can stab people (Gently, my friends, gently!) when they tick me off.
Whatever sams your gamgee...catchy.