If They Went To Prision...

[Gayahithwen]

If any character in LOTR went to prision, what for?

Diamond18: Morgoth: Ditto, plus corrupting Maiar. (Ok so he's Silmarillion, sue me).

Diamond18 - for breaking the first law of this topic (the LotR rule) oh, wait. S/he is not in LotR her/himself so I guess that makes me a lawbreaker as well, so..

Gayahithwen - for breaking the first law of this topic when accusing Diamond18 (not being a LotR character) for not sticking to said rule. Oh wait, I'm not in LotR either so that makes me a lawbreaker again.. oohh.. I feel like the Headknight of Ni (or 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv') (if you don't know, don't ask)

Åke Ohlmark (the translator of LotR into swedish) - for not being any good at translating (for example, Legolas says 'my children' instead of 'you children' when he, Gimli and Aragorn enters Fangorn (chapter: The White Rider, book: The Two Towers)).. bugger, I'm a lawbreaker again!

idiot...why did I see "Moria" and think "Mordor"?

That happen to me a lot too and have caused many great confusions to my friends, when telling them that some of my rpg-characters are going to be in Moria, when they actually are going to be in Mordor..

Gandalf - for speaking a forbidden language in a counsel between different races from all over Middle-Earth. (ok, that sucks, but I had to come up with something)