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Old 01-22-2003, 11:28 PM   #11
Blue Elf
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Gollum's cave
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Blue Elf has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

(Aragorn sees Arwen kissing another elf, and rushes to her sorrowfully)

Aragorn: I thought it was true love!! You gave me your immortality for me!!

Glorfindel (who is conviniently near): Aragorn, she does that with every hot guy...gives them some cheap necklace with an evenstar--

Arwen: (let's go of the elf she is kissing) Ooh!! Nice elf...(chases after another elf)


I'm not very nice to Arwen, am I?


(in the corny wizard breakdancing scene with Saruman and Gandalf)
Saruman: (whips out a lightsaber) Ah ha!!
Gandalf: Wrong movie...

Aragorn: Legolas, what's making your quiver so heavy? You ran out of arrows!!
Legolas: My shampoo, my conditioner, my comb...

More later...
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