Movie Bloopers!

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Scene: Moria, Gandalf and the Balrog have just finished their fighting. Gandlaf is haning on the edge of the destroyed bridge.

Gandalf: "Fly you fools!" Falls down in the abyss.

Aragorn: "10-4!"

The camera turns around and focus on the fellowship. They all got space-suits. Some kind of space craft has appaerd out of the thin air.

Aragorn: "Merry, Pippin, to battlestations."

Merry and Pippin: "Sir, yes sir!"

They run to a pair of laser-cannons who are placed on the ridge of the abyss and starts fireing laser-beams at the orcs. The beams are about 1 meter long, red and have quite high velocity. The orcs, who by some reason have storm-tropper suits, except the helmets, are fireing back with laser-rifles.

Aragorn: "Frodo, man the bridge"

Frodo: "Roger"

Aragorn: "Boromir, check the fuel-levels"

Boromir: "Allready done"

Aragorn: "Gimli, man the radar"

Gimli: "Aye"

Aragorn: "Legolas do something to your hair so it fits in the helmet"

Legolas: Trying to do some funny-looking Leia-hairdo "I'll try"

Aragorn: "Sam, don't press the red button"

There's a red button on the cave wall labled 'don't press this button' and another sign saying 'we mean it don't, under any circumstances, press this button'.

Gndlaf: From the abyss "When I said 'fly', I didn't mean it that way. Just...run away...get out of here..."

He's ignored by everyone.

Sam: "If I just press it a little..."

Nother sign suddenly appears 'not even a bit'.

Sam: "After all, I'm just a undereducated hobbit, I can't read english" He barely touches the button. Nothing happends.

Sam: "Well that wasn't too..."

Robbotic voice: "Self-destruct sequence initiated. This cave will destruct in T -1 minute"

Everybody: "Ahh, what have you done you fool of a Gamgee?"

Sam runs away.

Aragorn: speaking in a mic "Err...Huston, we have a problem"

Sam: finds an alien egg. "Now that would make one big omelett for sure"

Alien appears behind him and hisses.

Alien: "Hhsssss"

A Predator appears behind the Alien and take it's head clean of with his wristblade. He catches the head before it hit the ground and flies away with his space-ship.

Robotic voice: "T -55 seconds"

Aragorn: "We are good to go"

Robotic voice: "T -40 seconds"

Boromir: Hey whatta...?"

Robotic voice: "It's to make a last-second escape possible"

Everybody jumps into the space-ship

Frodo: "Where's Sam?"

Everybody: "Where's Sam?"

Aragorn: "It looks like I have to make a heroic...eh thing"

Heroic music is playing and Aragorn strikes a heroic pose and the runs of.

Robotic voice: "T -15 seconds"

Aragorn runs of grabbs Sam who is saying: "Everybody hates me...*sob, sob*"

Sam: "AAAA...I got alien-blood one my suite" sounds like Nicolas Cage "It's eating through the ****ing suit"

Aragorn: "No it don't"

Blood stops smelting the suit.

Sam: "Why not?"

Aragorn: "It only reacts when it come in contact with oxygen"

Sam: "Well there's a damn lot oxygen in here, isn't it"

Blood starts smelting again.

Aragorn: "No, we err...we fixed that to get the space-scene more realistic, yes that's it"

The blood jumps away swearing.

Aragorn runs to the pace-ship.

Aragorn: "Start the countdown-sequence"

Boromir: "Tennineeightsevensixfiveforthreetwooneliftoflifto fwehavealiftof"

Another Alien appears. Sigourney Weaver appears.

Sigourney Weaver: stressed "You are my lucky star..." Shoots out the Alien with an harpune, gets her feet entangled in the rope and follows the alien out.

Merry: "Phew...I'm glad we lost that one"

Pippin: "Yea...and Sigourney Weaver too"

Merry: "That was what I meant"

They fly away and the starwars intro-music starts playing.