Movie Bloopers!

[Mithril]

Okay, this is for those of you who have seen Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill routine, I hope someone here has, though at this part of the routine he was actually talking about Star Wars, but anyways, here goes, hope you like it.
Mordor is full of guys opening doors.
Nazgul: Well, Sebastian, what is it?
Orc: It's the rebels sir, they're here.
Nazgul: Well, do they want tea?
Orc: I think they're after something a little more than that, and they've brought a flag.
Nazgul: D***, how dash cunning of them.

Sorry for those of you who don't get it. In his routine Eddie Izzard is talking about how the British play the bad guys in Hollywood movies cause of the Revolutionary War and he said in Star Wars, the Death Star is full of British actors opening doors, and having the preceding conversation and earlier in the routine he was saying that countries, inclucing Great Britain, had built empires "with the cunning use of flags". I hope that helps to make it at least a little funnier.