10 Things Legolas carries in his backpack............

[Airerûthiel]

You forgot these:

*portable tent, decorated all in white, complete with enough white lillies to give the most resilient normal person incurable hay fever for a month (remind you of anyone?)
*what Legolas bills as a mobile phone but which is actually two cups with an incredibly long bit of string attached to them to talk to all the crazy fan-girls he uses his cheesy chat-up lines on

Here's a couple of extracts from Legolas' book of cheesy chat-up lines by the way (just in case you're interested):

• "What's a nice Dwarf-woman like you doing in a mine like this? Oh, wait...you're a guy...it's just, what with the beard and all..."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...if the alphabet round here had those letters."
• "Have you got 10 pence? It's just my mum told me to phone her when I fell in love...but we don't have phones or money here, do we?"

[ January 11, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ]