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Birdland · 03-04-2003, 01:12 AM

"Oooooh! Deep fried Hero! My favorite!"

"But they forgot to bread him."

"It's fondue, ya nit. You don't use breading with fondue!"

"Well, no. But you do use bread."

Only with the cheese sauce, and ol' Gravlox forgot to light the cauldron of molten cheese."

Pity, that. I would have fancied a bit of Hero in cheese sauce. Gravlox never was much for hosting though. Usually left those things to Gravy."

"Uh-oh. He's burning".

"Well, somebody stick a fork in him, He's done!"

Fortunately, the body of Halfullion was completely consumed by his poly-unsaturate, hydrogenated bier, passing beyond the level of crebain canape' and into the realm of fertilizer. His oily ashes returned to the soil of Middle-earth, and forever after the safflower bloomed where he lay.

As for his warrior fea? Well, your guess is as good as Tolkien's.

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Birdland ]

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03-04-2003, 01:12 AM	#1
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	"Oooooh! Deep fried Hero! My favorite!" "But they forgot to bread him." "It's fondue, ya nit. You don't use breading with fondue!" "Well, no. But you do use bread." Only with the cheese sauce, and ol' Gravlox forgot to light the cauldron of molten cheese." Pity, that. I would have fancied a bit of Hero in cheese sauce. Gravlox never was much for hosting though. Usually left those things to Gravy." "Uh-oh. He's burning". "Well, somebody stick a fork in him, He's done!" Fortunately, the body of Halfullion was completely consumed by his poly-unsaturate, hydrogenated bier, passing beyond the level of crebain canape' and into the realm of fertilizer. His oily ashes returned to the soil of Middle-earth, and forever after the safflower bloomed where he lay. As for his warrior fea? Well, your guess is as good as Tolkien's. [ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Birdland ]