The Lost Diaries of LOTR

Speaking of diaries....<BR> My friend has been working on this new diary, so i thought i'd post some of it:<P> The Very Secret Diary of Peregrin Took<P> Legolas is getting rather testy. Today, he held me upside down over a large crevasse until I admitted he was the prettiest elf in the Fellowship. Did not mention he was only elf in Fellowship as crevasse was very deep. <P><BR>No food. Suggested eating Balin. I mean, he's dead and we're hungry! Gimli took offense to this for some reason. Threated to eat ME. What nerve. Dwarves are irrational creatures. <P><BR>Yesterday, threw three lit torches, a few chains, and assorted mining equipment down a crevasse. The look on Gandalf's face was priceless! Tomorrow I'm going to try again with a few rocks and a well. <P>This morning, decided to go orc-hunting. Took five fathoms of rope, seven torches, two daggers, and Boromir's sword. Fell over from weight of equipment and became stuck between two rocks. Frodo tickled my feet. Decided to hunt orcs tomorrow.<P> Perhaps I'll post more when he has it available.