Stupid Elf

[Calliope and Linus S. Underhill.]

I'm almost positive that all he carried around is hair-care products the movie Legolas is way too cool and sarcastic, I like the book's girly Legolas better. because he's more girly. Sam's not girly enough in the movie, either.<P>I prefer hobbits. I'm the only girl on the planet who thinks hairy hobit feet are ADORABLE! My heart races just thinking about them. I was very disappointed when the feet weren't hairy enough. Say, do you think hairy feet make male hobbits feel more masculine? I can imagine female hobbits looking at the guy's feet and going, "Ooh, I want a piece of that!" And hobbits in their tweens making fun of others but saying their feet aren't hairy enough. But maybe I'm just a psycho. Hee hee! Wait, this is a Legolas board, huh? Whoops. *thinks about hairy feet anyway*<p>[ February 15, 2003: Message edited by: Calliope and Linus S. Underhill. ]