I Wanna Hold Your Ring!

[Kalimac]

Good Lord. What an exquisitely horrible idea. And what exactly did John think he was saying about himself by casting himself as Gollum? Hmmm. Do you think Yoko would have ended up as Arwen? <P>The only specifically Beatles song that springs to mind is -<P>Frodo: HELP! I need somebody - HELP! Not just anybody! etc. <P>For plain old musical parodies (sorry, not trying to divert the thread, just expand on what was said earlier) how about a selection from "Cabaret"? Specifically -<P>Sauron...<BR>Thinks I'm living out in Buckland<BR>A secluded little house in the north part of the Shire<BR>Sauron...<BR>Doesn't even have an inkling<BR>That I'm fleeing with his treasure through the Forest and the mire.<P>So please, sir<BR>If you run into the Dark Lord<BR>Don't reveal my little errand<BR>Just leave well enough alone.<P>Hush up! Don't tell Sauron<BR>Shush up! Don't tell Sauron<BR>Don't tell Sauron, whatever you do<BR>If you had a secret<BR>You bet I would keep it<BR>I would never tell on you...<P>Etc etc etc.