Corniest lines in LOTR

[Morquesse]

Welcome, Laura! Here's a rootbeer for your enjoyment. (|_|<BR>Hmmm, I must not be very picky. Most of the lines I don't have a problem with.<P>'Let's hunt some orc.'<BR>It IS corny, bit kind of funny too. My friends thought it was a great line.<P>'If you want him, come and claim him!'<BR>I think the main problem here that most people (like me) would of liked Frodo to say his line 'By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you will not have the Ring nor me!' instead of Arwen taking over everything. Come on PJ, just one little line?<P>'A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.'<BR>The quote is fine, it is just not logical. Evey sunrise has red in it, so you might as well say that every night someone gets killed (which, could be true). It just seems a bit odd.<P>'No! Not the beard!'<BR>I'm sorry, but I would say that too if I was in that position. <P>'..A baalroog of Moorgooth..'<BR>I thought it was neat that they mentioned something from the Sil. of course, that's just me.<P>See you later!<BR>~M