Your lotr dream

[Everdawn]

watashi no mori desu!!!!

Your name is Mori??!


Anyhow. Getting in the Zone. (ahh! a Birtney reference! Nooo!)


My latest dream was that I was a servent in the Citadel and one of my brothers was trying to kill me. I was screaming and everything but my brother was still trying to strangle me and down the dark hallway comes Denethor and his guards.
"What is this?" he says in his vioce... (you know deep and dark and threaening) "Take this man away!" he orders them and my brother is taken to the citadel gaol. "Now, if anyone else comes to kill you my girl, just let Faramir know, im sure he will try and save you." he says and I bow and he walked away.

It was very strange, it was followed by a nightmare about... somethign else, cant remember, but it was a bad night for dreaming.

[Maeggaladiel]

Yippee, I finally had another LOTR dream!!

I dreamt that I was Legolas and I was in Moria with Gandalf and Merry. The three of us were crossing the bridge of Khazad-dum when a Nasgul appeared in front of us. The Nasgul thought that Merry was Frodo and wanted to take him to Sauron.

Me being Leggo, the Hero with the Hairdo, I gallantly leaped if front of Merry and started fighting the Nasgul with one of my knives. I was mostly just blocking, though, because I didn't want to risk getting hit with the nasgul's sword. Suddenly, the thing split in half. (Yeah, this dream is weird, so hang on.) One half of him became this midget wraith. G and M just watched as I fought both of them. Then the larger nasgul got the idea to get behind me, so I took out a sword and fought one wraith with one hand and the other with the other hand. I called out to G to help me, but he looked at me like I was crazy and yelled, "No way! I'm not getting involved in that!!" That ungrateful little...

Ahem.
~Maeg

[Maeggaladiel]

Okay, this one is the most bizarre LOTR dream I've ever had:

Eowyn Skywalker, Agent Evenstar (who was Trinity in my dream) and I were walking in a park when we met Gandalf. He was making some adjustments to his staff, adding some "special spells."

Being the stupid kids that we are, we started teasing him about his hair. So naturally, Gandalf got kinda mad and zapped all three of us with his staff. For whatever reason, he turned us into peacocks. Then these zookeepers started chasing us to put us in a zoo, so we hid in the women's bathroom. (Yeah, I told you this thing was weird.) They were male zookeepers so it took them a while to figure out a way to get inside.

By the time they got inside, I had already changed back into a human. Instead of changing into me, however, I turned into this red head lady. (Go figure) Eowyn Skywalker and Trinity were still peacocks, though, so the zookeepers ran after them.

To save them, I pretended to faint. The zookeepers ran over to me and Eowyn S and Trin hid somewhere.

Then I woke up and vowed never to eat chocolate chip peanut butter cookies before bedtime ever again.

[Mad Baggins]

Very odd this is...

I was in my school, running away from these people who wanted to catch me and put me on a leash for some reason. I had Asfaloth with me, and this girl showed up and said, "Here, I'll hide him in a ditch!" I said, "Okay, hurry!" and continued avoiding the leash people. I was also with this guy in my Promotions class named Dom who had suddenly sprouted wings rather like a griffen's. I jumped on his back and we were flying around when we ran into somebody who said, "Hey they found your horse in a ditch all cut up." I said, "No! I gave him to this girl, she said she would hide him!" The person said, "Dude, she was in on it!" The rest is all irrelevant.

[Elianna]

Nooooooooo! Asfaloth!

[Arwen Evenstar]

Wow! So I`m not the only one who has psycho dreams! YAY! *hugs all of the other weirdos*

[elfearz1]

My friend had a dream where Legolas was playing with a Skip-it.

hahahahhahahhaha oh wow hahhahahaha thats the funniest thing I've heard all day.

I haven't had a Lotr related dream in a while. hmmm I used to have them a lot.

[Saraphim]

Maeg~ post 159 had me laughing for a while. *ahem* I promise I won't call you from Moscow when Lhunardawen and I go to Russia this summer. *laughs some more*

I just had a dream, well, nightmare really, about Turin from the Silmarilion. He was following me around covered in blood. It really freaked me out. I asked Voronwe (who just happened to be there) what was up with Turin, but he didn't help.

Perhaps I shouldn't have named my cat after him...

[Oddwen]

Last night I dreamed I somehow logged into the Barrow-Wight's account. I looked at his reps, and it turns out that he was hiding the fact that Sitheruwen was his Dad, and someone named "mcdonald_orodruin_macdougal" was his wife.

I dunno. I need a brain scrub.

[THE Ka]

Ok these are not as bad as the other...


1. Well, I wake up and i'm in some really secluded temperate rainforest (a.k.a. Olympic National Park type setting) I wander over to some pool and I see my reflection. I'm this green-mossy/dryad type thing and i'm hungry. So, I try eating some moss and other vegitation. I'm filled up so, I decide to explore the place. I come across these two little guys and they turn out to be merry and pippin. For some odd reason, Ive built a trap and they walk right into it. In seconds they are bagged. I then walk over, cut down the rope which they are hanging from, tie the top of the net and sling them over my shoulders and go home... Somehow, they do not make any effort to escape. Weird.

2. Okay this one is strange. I'm somewhere in Rivendell and i'm on a type of window-washing suspension board. Except, i'm not washing windows, i'm inside a courtyard painting a scene on a huge strip of wall. Then Elrond has a council meeting, and i'm just happy and in my own little world when they all start to leave. Then Elrond says something causing them to stop in their tracks. He turns around and yells at me to wake up. I'm startled and I turn around. Then in a very carefree voice he says, "Hey, yeah, I don't know who you are but, you're different so, do you want to come along on a quest or something? They'll have a pony."
Then someone from the fellowship pipes up and says something like, "Yes! Do come! If you follow me we'll go to a city with many blank walls! You can paint all you want!" And of course, someone else says, " Do you like parties?"
I end up giving them this blank stare and one says, "I think they are dead... You should pay your workers more Elrond..."
The I suddenly snap to, and reply, "Ah, Sure. Why not..."

~Illusion Ka~

[Kath]

I don't really remember my dreams but last nights one must have been pretty weird cos I do actually recall some.
I was in Fangorn (the forest not the tree) and Gwaihir came and got his wing caught in the branches of this tree which then came to life. It then told us that we (I say we because Aragorn just appeared, though this is not surprising as it has happened before) had to help it because it had an eagle stuck on it. Gwaihir was then very offended at being called an eagle (I've no idea why) so he pooed on the trees head and it died.
The end.

[Assasin]

I had this dream where Faramir asked me to marry him and I said no. I tried to say yes, but I just couldn't. I also had a dream where Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin were trying to kill me. They looked like zomby hobbits or something. I have weird dreams.

[Kitanna]

I had a dream wher all the hobbits out of the shire were kidnapped then it was up to Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Eomer, and some dude (that's what everyone called him) to save them. So they all took part in the battle for Isengard, but the thing was it was in my kitchen on the counter and the five guys wjho set out to save the hobbits killed all the uraks from my countertop. Then they went into the basement (go figure) of Isengard and it looks a lot like Barnes and Nobles, and Aragorn says "thanks for looking after them Chewie". Then Chewbacca stands up in the middle of all these hobbits and waves. I woke up then and fell back to sleep only to start the dream over from the hobbit's point of view

[TomBrady12]

wow Kitanna, sounds like you've nearly acomplished one of your life goals now for spontaneous combustion!

[Maeggaladiel]

Wow... I just had a dream about LOTR. Handy that this thread happened to pop up again, isn't it?

I dreamed that I got drafted into the army and we were going to war. I suddenly realized that I was just drafted into the ancient Japanese army and that they killed women who joined. (I don't know why. I'm not Japanese and I've never been to Japan. Too many videogames, I guess. CURSE YOU, DYNASTY WARRIORS!) Anyway, I put on a helmet to disguise myself and tried to sneak away.

I ended up running into Legolas, who handed me a bow and told me to hide with him under a bridge so we could attack the invading army when they came through. (I have no idea why the elf army joined forces with the ancient Japanese army, but they did. Maybe this was a reflection of some sort of trauma in my subconcious. Or it could be that I was up till 1 am playing video games last night...) The army arrived and Legolas told me not to shoot until he did. The first horse passed safely under the bridge and no one attacked him. Then Legolas started shooting. I tried to help, but I kept hitting their horses instead of them. Then he stopped suddenly. A man walked under the bridge. He didn't see us at first. I asked Legolas why he wasn't shooting and he said that the man had a dart gun filled with poison. The man turned around and pointed the gun at Legolas. He shot... and I woke up.


What did I eat last night?? Oh... must have been the cookie dough.

[the guy who be short]

I dreamt that I was a member of the fellowship - maybe Legolas - and we were all in some sort of chamber in Moria, like Mazarbul, and yet unlike.

There was a stone table, crumbling, in the middle of the hall. It had a stone bench on either side, and these benches were really in disrepair - one side of one had almost completely fallen off. Pippin sensibly went to sit on this bench, so we all shouted at him for ruining historical artefacts.

Then Gandalf left the chamber to go to the toilet, and Pippin danced around the table a bit.

Suddenly, as people have a habit of doing in dreams, three of the other members of the fellowship transformed into acquaintances from school. Mostly from my Further Maths class, oddly enough.

Suddenly, we heard a noise, so we all rushed to the door. Surely Orcs were without! The tallest of my friends went to the door to hold it against the enemy. He applied his force against it to make sure it would not open, his sword held in his hand.

"Grab something sharp," he said to the other three of us that were left. The only item I could find lying around was some sort of duster thing, but with wire instead of feathers. I stood on one side of the door, probably hoping to poke any orcs that came through in the eye or something, as the duster would otherwise be of little use.

Still, my response was better than my other two friends' - they "fell back."

Suddenly, the door started opening, despite my first friend holding it! I became tense, ready to plunge my duster forward at the first sign of orc-flesh.

The door opened - and there was Gandalf, back from the toilet!

[the guy who be short]

Last night I had a weird dream that Darth Vader was the head of the Nazgul, of whom there were only two. They could shoot ice out of their hands as will. There was some sort of conspiracy theory I've forgotten, but I was the sort of spy, trying to find out what they were up to and all that. It ended with a grand finale at a train station, with all of us shooting ice at one another.

I also had another dream before, which was quite bizarre. I was in the fellowship, but we were all on bikes to get through Moria. Then, Smeagol was with us, but he looked like I R Baboon from I M Weasel. We got lost in Lorien, which was actually run by baboons...

[Kitanna]

I feel almost dirty and wish to never sleep again after my dream last night. It has been a very long time since I was graced with a LOTR dream, most of my dreams have involved Jurassic Park and my inability to stay away from that blasted Isla Nublar, but when my LOTR dreams come back they come back with a vengeance.

But to the dream itself. A viking Grima Wormtongue was determined to get the Ring away from Frodo and Sam (the Ring being in Sam's keeping at the time). So, Grima sets off into Mordor to find these wayward Hobbits. He manages to capture Sam and proceeds to seduce him. Clearly Sam's love for Rosie Cotton was not enough to save him from that stud Grima. As Grima is getting ready to take the Ring from the now willing Sam, Frodo, in a manly sort of way, jumps down and snatches the Ring away before Grima can get it. And then in an even more manly way he prances away with Sam chasing him crying, "He's really not that evil Mr. Frodo."

Meanwhile I am trying to help Peter Jackson make a better LOTR movie. In doing so I take away his budgeting and refuse to let him use CGI. Then he shows me the non-CGI of Shelob, who looks like a black muppet. And somehow a Jim Henson spider muppet seems like a better idea than a more realistic looking CGI spider.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I understand Sam, it can be hard to withstand that viking charm.