The Great Orc Debate

[Morai]

In the Land of Mordor where the laundry lie."

I love that poem, I got to put that one next to my washer and dryer.

Imagine picking up a sweater with the label: 'Made in Mordor'*

Heh, that would be interesting. How 'bout the orks having their own clothing company?

Abercrombie and Ork
Old Sharky
ORK (instead of "GAP")

Though I doubt their brand would sell very well in places like Mirkwood, Rivendell, and Lorien.