You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Maeggaladiel]

*You don't think that having hairy feet is a bad thing.
*You wonder if the so-called Keebler "elves" are really hobbits that didn't make it into the film.
*You believe that the Grim Reaper is a Nasgul that got promoted.
*Someone says "Bloom" and you think "Orlando." And you're not talking about Florida.
*Someone says "Wood" and you think "Elijah."
*Someone says "Bag" and you think "End."
*Someone says "cram" and instead of thinking about the test they're studying for, you think "yummy!"
*You think that your nosey neighbor is really a spy for Sauron.
*You have a fake Christmas tree so you won't offend the ents.
*You associate disco with Boromir. (I guess that should go in the 'Addicted to BD' list.)
*You associate something completely un-lotr related with lotr. (I do that. I associate the Rolling Stones with LOTR because I used to listen to Fourty Licks while playing the video game.)
*You have the movies memorized word-for-word. (I haven't yet, but I've memorized a whole bunch of "THE HOBBIT.")
*Your boots are yellow.
*You try to see the future in your mirror.
*Your mirror is a birdbath.

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MAEG!