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04-12-2004, 05:08 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Galadriel: He has passed into the west... or Galadriel: He would have been made to stand on the edge of a knife.
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04-12-2004, 08:55 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Barliman: I don't rightly know, but Nob might. Where is that woolly-footed duffer? Eowyn: Because he no longer desired death and winning renown. Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes* Gimli: To find his cousin Balin. Nienor Niniel: To marry its immediate sibling! Oh, Eru! *leaps into Teiglin...again* The Butcher: To get away from meeeee!!!!!! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, that last one just needed to be there)
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04-13-2004, 12:46 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Denethor: My chicken! Faramir should have gone in his stead.
(I'm a big Boromir fan, I felt guilty typing that!) Faramir: Because Osgiliath is overrun. The orcs hold the Western Shore. (more guilt!) Gandalf: He must go by another road; he must look to the River, and the black fleet. Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! Theoden: Muster the chickens. Eomer: Oaths he has taken, to lord and land! Eowyn: The men have found their chicken; they will follow him into the frying pan, and into the fire. Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of chickens?
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04-14-2004, 05:42 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a chicken.
Legolas: What about side by side with a pigeon? Gimli: Yeah, they don't taste as good. I could do that. ~~~ Witch King: Fool! Do not come between the Nazgul and his chicken! Roost now! ~~~ Why did the chicken cross the road? Faramir: NAZGUL!!! Exactly. I've been trying to think of another old saw for you, Master Mark, but nothing's come yet.
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04-14-2004, 05:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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I hate to post twice in a row, but at least 'tis not thrice. 'Tis merely that Ungoliant's Dancing Spawn hath inspired me so...
Why didst thou chicken cross the road? Theoden: Because he would not bring further death to his people. Eowyn: He had no warning. He was unarmed. And now the wildmen are moving through the the Tyson Farms, burning as they go. Rick, cot, and chicken house... Theoden(again): His leechcraft would have had me bobbing my head like a chicken! (I'm from one of the US chicken capitals, so...yeah.)
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04-14-2004, 09:28 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
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Quote:
  mark12_30 , is it time for a new old saw? Because if it is, I've got one for you: Why do birds fly south? Quite similar, huh? Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool! (Thanks to Nilpaurion Felagund for this old saw...  )
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04-15-2004, 06:18 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Thanks for the new old saw!
Lhunardawen, good idea. I'd been drawing a blank. Thanks for the new old saw.
Why do birds fly south? Legolas: To the Sea, to the Sea...
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