LotR sayings can fit any where!

[Nimrothiel]

Whenever I'm playing in an organized sport (like soccer or basketball) I always shout "Khazad! Khazad-aimenu! Baruk-khazad!" at the opposing player I happen to be trying to steal the ball from. If I'm pressed for time I just shout "Khazad-aimenu!" In track I always yell "Noro lim, (insert name), noro lim!"
I've just started doing this one: whenever I have a pop quiz in a class I say "Wicked, tricksy, false (insert teacher's name)! You promissssed us that we wouldn't have a quiz; gollum, gollum! We hates you, we hates you forever!" Needless to say, that last part is usually muttered under my breath. Of course I also do the "My Prrrreciousssss" thing all the time; for some reason it seems to annoy my friends. I almost forgot about this one: my English teacher decided to switch the seating arrangement in his room, and once everyone had found their new spot and sat down I said (in my best Galadriel voice), "The world is changed." Unfortunately, not that many people got it, or they just gave me weird looks. Oh well, at least my totally-obsessed-with-LotR-slightly-a-Leggy-bopper-friend got it.

[Lhundulinwen]

I think everyone does the 'my precious' thing!! At least I do. I like the 'You shall not pass!' line from Moria, "Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrow," I say in the lunch line a lot, and my all time favorite LOTR quotes are of course "Mercy," cried Gandalf, "What more do you what to know?""The names of all the stars and of all living things and whole history of Middle-earth and Over-heaven and of the Sundering Seas," laughed Pippin, "Of course! What less?" and 'The road goes ever on...' song.

[Saraphim]

On friday, my english teacher was gone, and they, for some inane reason, did not send a substitute, and so it was thirty teenagers with no supervision for an hour.

Two weirdos were talking about asking a neighboring teacher about it, but I got up and said threateningly:

"Gondor has no Sub, Gondor needs no Sub."

They looked at me funny, but my friend laughed because she knew.

Also, I talk in a smeagol voice all the time, and yell at people to:

"Get thee gone and take thy due place!"

Fun times.

[nynnd1]

Whenever I need to get somewhere fast and im getting a lift, I usually use the line,

"Show me the meaning of haste"

I get some funny looks but I know what i'm on about.

[Everdawn]

phrases like "You will suffer me" are legendary, i use it often but not too often.

[mark12_30]

I am actually blessed with a fair circle of folk who enjoy LOTR, to a greater or lesser degree.

One day the humorous teasing had risen to a rather intense pitch, and my at my husband's repartee I was vanquished. So I curled up on the couch and whimpered: "Cruel men hurtss uss. Masster betrays uss!" It got a good general laugh.

*All* the men in the group are fishermen; you can imagine; 'nough said. Except that i am not overly fond of fisssh myself. "Give me chipss now, and keep nassssty fissssh."

When discussing something nassty: "And they doesn't taste very good, does they preciouss?"

[Beanamir of Gondor]

I guess this only applies to me and Boromir'sgirl, but any time somebody says, "Oh, that (whatever) is a piece of crap" or whatever, I say "No! It is a gift from the foes of Mordor!"

[elfearz1]

No I do the same thing. I love to randomly quote Lotr. I forget what the person said, but it was something about a long time and I quoted Leggy from the books saying "500 times have the red leave fallen in Mirkwood, in my home, since then and but a little while does that seem to us." Yeah, I tend to get weird looks...