Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nimrothiel · 04-30-2004, 07:35 AM

I started the one on the Star Wars site; that is if you went to starwars.com. Rats, (or should that be "pants?") I wanted to do the Barrow-Wight poem. Oh well, *cracks knuckles* I'll take a crack at this.

Three pairs for the Elven-Kings under the mall
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of pants
Nine for mortal men doomed to pants
One for the Pants Lord on his dark throne.
In the land of OLD MORDOR where the pants lie.
One pair to rule them all,
One pair to find them,
One pair to bring them all,
and by a belt bind them.
In the land of OLD MORDOR where the pants lie.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 04-30-2004, 02:05 PM

"Bilbo found it...in Gollum's pants..."

"You have entered the pants of the lady of you wood, you cannot go back now."

"There may be a day when the pants of men fail, and we forsake our pants!"

"I'm sick of this, nothing but mouldy pants for three stinking days!"

"Whether by the sword or by the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die, and there will be no pants for you."

"I looked into your future, and I saw pants."

"Pants! Pants on wings!"

"Tom Bombadil has his pants to attend to, and Goldberry is waiting."

"It's Saruman's pants!"

"Do I not also have your pants, my daughter?"

"Nasssssty tricksssssy pantsssss."

"If we let him go he'll throttle us in our pants!"

"You will lead us to the black pants!"

"The pants of Gondor are lit! We must ride to Gondor's pants!"

I could go on, but I won't...

Lathriel · 05-21-2004, 09:11 AM

Bilbo: but things are meant to endure in the shire, there is always been a pants living under the hill at bag end.

Witchking of Angmar: No pants can slay me

Kinda lame but I wanted to try my hand at it

Sapphire_Flame · 05-22-2004, 11:07 AM

Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs!

Gandalf: The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only pants can tell.

Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy pants. Not seen him for six months.

Arwen: You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his pants.
Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness.

Elrond: You have only one choice.... It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery pants from whence it came.

Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants.

Saruman: Do you know how orcs first came into being? They were pants once...

Aragorn: I swore an oath to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants?

Eomer (to Grima): Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants.

Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the pants of men.

Frodo: What food do we have left?
Sam: Pants. And oh look...MORE pants!

Manathor: You know the laws of our country. The laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit.

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Lady Snickerdoodle · 05-22-2004, 07:55 PM

Bilbo: And there I was... At the pants of three monstrous trolls!!!

hmm. I just got up to get dessert,(pie) and being the nice person that i am, I called upstairs to offer my brother some.
"Hey, Isaac, did you want some pants too?"
he stared at me like i was crazy until i figured it out a minute later...

hehe... laughing too hard to think up more, I'll come back later...

Nimrothiel · 05-23-2004, 09:09 PM

*Council of Elrond; Gimli has just attempted to destroy the One Pair of Pants*

Elrond: "These pants cannot be destroyed by any means that we here posses, master Gimli. Not even scissors will cut this pair. They must be cast into the fiery textile factory from whence they came."

Here's a few new chapter titles from "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings":

"Out of the Frying-Pan and Into the Pants"

"A Knife in the Pants"

"Riddles in the Pants" or "Pants in the Dark"

"A Short-Cut to Pants"

"A Long-Expected Pants"

"An Unexpected Pants"

"The Long Pants"

Brain meltdown; too much to do with exams coming up.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-24-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness.

Never knew Aragorn had that problem...but with Liv Tyler for his girlfriend, can you really blame him?

04-30-2004, 07:35 AM	#1
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	I started the one on the Star Wars site; that is if you went to starwars.com. Rats, (or should that be "pants?") I wanted to do the Barrow-Wight poem. Oh well, cracks knuckles I'll take a crack at this. Three pairs for the Elven-Kings under the mall Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of pants Nine for mortal men doomed to pants One for the Pants Lord on his dark throne. In the land of OLD MORDOR where the pants lie. One pair to rule them all, One pair to find them, One pair to bring them all, and by a belt bind them. In the land of OLD MORDOR where the pants lie. __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

05-21-2004, 09:11 AM	#3
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Bilbo: but things are meant to endure in the shire, there is always been a pants living under the hill at bag end. Witchking of Angmar: No pants can slay me Kinda lame but I wanted to try my hand at it __________________ Back again

05-22-2004, 11:07 AM	#4
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs! Gandalf: The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only pants can tell. Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy pants. Not seen him for six months. Arwen: You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his pants. Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness. Elrond: You have only one choice.... It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery pants from whence it came. Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants. Saruman: Do you know how orcs first came into being? They were pants once... Aragorn: I swore an oath to protect you. Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants? Eomer (to Grima): Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants. Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the pants of men. Frodo: What food do we have left? Sam: Pants. And oh look...MORE pants! Manathor: You know the laws of our country. The laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit. Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-22-2004, 07:55 PM	#5
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	Bilbo: And there I was... At the pants of three monstrous trolls!!! hmm. I just got up to get dessert,(pie) and being the nice person that i am, I called upstairs to offer my brother some. "Hey, Isaac, did you want some pants too?" he stared at me like i was crazy until i figured it out a minute later... hehe... laughing too hard to think up more, I'll come back later... __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide

05-23-2004, 09:09 PM	#6
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Council of Elrond; Gimli has just attempted to destroy the One Pair of Pants Elrond: "These pants cannot be destroyed by any means that we here posses, master Gimli. Not even scissors will cut this pair. They must be cast into the fiery textile factory from whence they came." Here's a few new chapter titles from "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings": "Out of the Frying-Pan and Into the Pants" "A Knife in the Pants" "Riddles in the Pants" or "Pants in the Dark" "A Short-Cut to Pants" "A Long-Expected Pants" "An Unexpected Pants" "The Long Pants" Brain meltdown; too much to do with exams coming up. __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

04-30-2004, 02:05 PM	#2
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	"Bilbo found it...in Gollum's pants..." "You have entered the pants of the lady of you wood, you cannot go back now." "There may be a day when the pants of men fail, and we forsake our pants!" "I'm sick of this, nothing but mouldy pants for three stinking days!" "Whether by the sword or by the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die, and there will be no pants for you." "I looked into your future, and I saw pants." "Pants! Pants on wings!" "Tom Bombadil has his pants to attend to, and Goldberry is waiting." "It's Saruman's pants!" "Do I not also have your pants, my daughter?" "Nasssssty tricksssssy pantsssss." "If we let him go he'll throttle us in our pants!" "You will lead us to the black pants!" "The pants of Gondor are lit! We must ride to Gondor's pants!" I could go on, but I won't...

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