Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR

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BUT-- Being only a single eye, he has no depth perception. Therefore even if he DOES see you in your deceptive armor, he can't tell if you're ten MILES away or ten FEET away.

UNLESS--he doesn't have his contact lens in; then he can't see anything farther than ten INCHES away, so it wouldn't really matter what you're wearing anyway.

(That's from personal experience. If I don't have my glasses on I can't see anything clearly if it's more than four inches away from my face. So sad...)

~Elves are made of Teflon. Therefore, they never get dirty. In Elrond's case, the only reason he was dirty AT ALL at the Last Alliance is because he's a half-elf; half-elves do not inherit the Teflon coating of full-elves.

~Large, blue, Anime-style blue eyes, as possessed by a certain Ringbearer, never EVER get bloodshot. Ever. Not even when said Ringbearer has been trekking across Mordor for weeks on end.

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~