Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lady Snickerdoodle · 05-25-2004, 01:39 PM

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I will take the Ring to Mordor... though, I do not have my pants.

that induced a giggle... and i think someone used my sig in this thread, subbing pants for pizza... Made me look twice anyway.

Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the pants of dwarves? (has this one been used already???)

ElenCala Isil · 05-25-2004, 02:20 PM

To pants other trousers no doubt appear different.
Or to shorts. But Skirts have not been our study.
We have other business.

and one of my personal favourites:

I have never been out of my own pants before. And if I had known what the world outside was like, I don't think I should have had the heart to leave them.

Saraphim · 05-25-2004, 10:25 PM

I have decided that this thread is the funniest peice of work ever to hit the Downs.

Some from the Silmarilion:

"The doom lies in yourself, not in your pants."

"For little price do elven-kings sell thier pants..."

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-26-2004, 01:48 AM

"I tell you. There's a great fighter about, one of those bloody-handed Elves, or one of the filthy pants."

05-26-2004, 09:36 AM

Sam: Its me Mr. Frodo your Pants

Maeggaladiel · 05-26-2004, 01:47 PM

"Pants! Pants on wings!"

Or maybe it should be "Wraiths! Wraiths in Pants!!"

"Pray Aragorn remember the words of the Seer, and the Pants of the Dead"

"Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have Pants! Not evil, but beautiful and terrible as the Night! All shall love me and all shall wear me!"

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-26-2004, 03:21 PM

"Then who would you take up with? A fat inkeeper who only remembers his own pants because people shout it at him all day?"

"O woe-begotten spirit, fall now into dark pants and forget for a while the dreadful doom of life."

05-25-2004, 02:20 PM	#2
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	To pants other trousers no doubt appear different. Or to shorts. But Skirts have not been our study. We have other business. and one of my personal favourites: I have never been out of my own pants before. And if I had known what the world outside was like, I don't think I should have had the heart to leave them. __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-25-2004, 10:25 PM	#3
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	I have decided that this thread is the funniest peice of work ever to hit the Downs. Some from the Silmarilion: "The doom lies in yourself, not in your pants." "For little price do elven-kings sell thier pants..." __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

05-26-2004, 01:47 PM	#6
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Pants! Pants on wings!" Or maybe it should be "Wraiths! Wraiths in Pants!!" "Pray Aragorn remember the words of the Seer, and the Pants of the Dead" "Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have Pants! Not evil, but beautiful and terrible as the Night! All shall love me and all shall wear me!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

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05-26-2004, 01:48 AM	#4
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	"I tell you. There's a great fighter about, one of those bloody-handed Elves, or one of the filthy pants."

05-26-2004, 09:36 AM	#5
Sparticus Guest Posts: n/a	Sam: Its me Mr. Frodo your Pants

05-26-2004, 03:21 PM	#7
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	"Then who would you take up with? A fat inkeeper who only remembers his own pants because people shout it at him all day?" "O woe-begotten spirit, fall now into dark pants and forget for a while the dreadful doom of life."