Defective Weapons Inc.

[elronds_daughter]

lookin' good so far! let's see if i can manage to add something....

Lurtz: *tries to shoot Boromir*
*nothing happens*
Boromir: Are you trying to do something?
Lurtz: *tries again. still nothing* uh...
Boromir: All right, that's it. You've stood there long enough. I'm just going to have to kill you. *tries to cut off Lurtz's head. his sword breaks*
Aragorn: *comes running into a scene that was perfectly good without him* I'LL SAVE YOU, BOROMIR!!!!!!! *trips over a tree root and sprawls face-first on the ground*
*Boromir and Lurtz sigh and walk off, arm in arm, humming "we're off to see the wizard..."*
(after all, there really was nothing to save)