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Theron Bugtussle · 06-24-2004, 05:12 PM

After Aragorn nearly died in the Warg attack, and was nursed back to health by Eowyn--

Eowyn, snuggling up to Aragorn on his sickbed: We're finally all alone, Calvin.
Aragorn, moving away uncomfortably: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me "Calvin"?
Eowyn: That's your name, isn't it? It's right there on your underwear--"Calvin Klein"!

and more Back to the Future...

At the Council of Elrond--

Gandalf: The only way to destroy the ring is to zap it with 1.21 jigawatts of power.

Elrond, exasperated: 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts! Maybe in First Age or the Second Age, you could find 1.21 jigawatts at the corner drugstore, but here in the Third Age, the only place that has that much power would be if you cast the ring into the Cracks of Doom!

Theron Bugtussle · 06-24-2004, 06:05 PM

Legolas: Aragorn, why did you bring Gimli along? He cannot keep up the pace in this chase.
Gimli: I am not suited for long runs. But whacking! I am hell at whacking!

~Witness (Harrison Ford)

Merry to Pippin: What is that you're drinking? You are 3 inches taller!
Pippin, pointing at the bowl: Honey, now that's a great cup of coffee!

~Witness (Harrison Ford)

Theron Bugtussle · 06-24-2004, 06:58 PM

When Sam keeps Frodo from turning himself in at Minas Morgul--

Sam: Frodo, if your mother saw you do that, she'd be upset!
Frodo: I thought you were my mother.

When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli encounter Gandalf in Fangorn--

Aragorn: I have some news you should know about--bad news.
Gandalf: Yes?
Aragorn: The hobbits--there were four of them. Two of the hobbits were captured when we hit Normandy. They were taken behind enemy lines. We think--well, we're pretty sure orcs ate them.
Gandalf: Oh!
Aragorn: And a third hobbit--the fat, stupid one--was, well, drowned before he could hit the beach. I--I think it was all the cooking gear.
Gandalf, the renewed life draining from him: Oh, my!
Aragorn: There's more.
Gandalf: More? Oh--oh! I gotta sit down....
Aragorn: The fourth hobbit, the one with the ring--and the blue eyes. He parachuted into Mordor with the 101st, the night before the invasion.
Gandalf: Is he alive?
Aragorn: We don't know. The last contact we had, he was in the company of a wicked, slimy creature--gave me the willies!
Gandalf: Well, if he's alive, we're going to send someone to get him the hell out of there.
Aragorn: Yes, sir!

[Next scene - Aragorn meets with his aides]
Aragorn: There is a hobbit, a Frodo Baggins, that parachuted into Mordor with a ring. He is near a-[he looks at a map of the theater]-a Mount Doom.
Legolas: What has that got to do with us?
Aragorn: I want you to take a squad in there and get him.
Gimli: But--but, he's just a hobbit!
Aragorn: He's the last of four brothers. We have to send him back to his mother. Alive, if we can. This is straight from the Wizard in White.
Legolas: But sir--the numbers just don't add up!
Gimli: That's right! One puny, simpering hobbit--we could lose a whole squad of men! Not to mention a comic sidekick dwarf and a heartthrob Leggy!
Legolas: Damn right! A hobbit just isn't worth it!
Aragorn: This one is. YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS.
Legolas and Gimli: Yes, sir!

[Aragorn turns sharply and strides away]
Legolas looks at Gimli, and Gimli at Legolas. Both say: FUBAR!

06-24-2004, 05:12 PM	#1
Theron Bugtussle Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blowing the froth off a couple in this quaint little pub in Michel Delving. Posts: 147	Back to the Future After Aragorn nearly died in the Warg attack, and was nursed back to health by Eowyn-- Eowyn, snuggling up to Aragorn on his sickbed: We're finally all alone, Calvin. Aragorn, moving away uncomfortably: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me "Calvin"? Eowyn: That's your name, isn't it? It's right there on your underwear--"Calvin Klein"! and more Back to the Future... At the Council of Elrond-- Gandalf: The only way to destroy the ring is to zap it with 1.21 jigawatts of power. Elrond, exasperated: 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts! Maybe in First Age or the Second Age, you could find 1.21 jigawatts at the corner drugstore, but here in the Third Age, the only place that has that much power would be if you cast the ring into the Cracks of Doom! __________________ For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers Last edited by Theron Bugtussle; 06-24-2004 at 05:24 PM.

06-24-2004, 06:05 PM	#2
Theron Bugtussle Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blowing the froth off a couple in this quaint little pub in Michel Delving. Posts: 147	Legolas: Aragorn, why did you bring Gimli along? He cannot keep up the pace in this chase. Gimli: I am not suited for long runs. But whacking! I am hell at whacking! ~Witness (Harrison Ford) Merry to Pippin: What is that you're drinking? You are 3 inches taller! Pippin, pointing at the bowl: Honey, now that's a great cup of coffee! ~Witness (Harrison Ford) __________________ For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers

06-24-2004, 06:58 PM	#3
Theron Bugtussle Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blowing the froth off a couple in this quaint little pub in Michel Delving. Posts: 147	Saving Private Ryan When Sam keeps Frodo from turning himself in at Minas Morgul-- Sam: Frodo, if your mother saw you do that, she'd be upset! Frodo: I thought you were my mother. When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli encounter Gandalf in Fangorn-- Aragorn: I have some news you should know about--bad news. Gandalf: Yes? Aragorn: The hobbits--there were four of them. Two of the hobbits were captured when we hit Normandy. They were taken behind enemy lines. We think--well, we're pretty sure orcs ate them. Gandalf: Oh! Aragorn: And a third hobbit--the fat, stupid one--was, well, drowned before he could hit the beach. I--I think it was all the cooking gear. Gandalf, the renewed life draining from him: Oh, my! Aragorn: There's more. Gandalf: More? Oh--oh! I gotta sit down.... Aragorn: The fourth hobbit, the one with the ring--and the blue eyes. He parachuted into Mordor with the 101st, the night before the invasion. Gandalf: Is he alive? Aragorn: We don't know. The last contact we had, he was in the company of a wicked, slimy creature--gave me the willies! Gandalf: Well, if he's alive, we're going to send someone to get him the hell out of there. Aragorn: Yes, sir! [Next scene - Aragorn meets with his aides] Aragorn: There is a hobbit, a Frodo Baggins, that parachuted into Mordor with a ring. He is near a-[he looks at a map of the theater]-a Mount Doom. Legolas: What has that got to do with us? Aragorn: I want you to take a squad in there and get him. Gimli: But--but, he's just a hobbit! Aragorn: He's the last of four brothers. We have to send him back to his mother. Alive, if we can. This is straight from the Wizard in White. Legolas: But sir--the numbers just don't add up! Gimli: That's right! One puny, simpering hobbit--we could lose a whole squad of men! Not to mention a comic sidekick dwarf and a heartthrob Leggy! Legolas: Damn right! A hobbit just isn't worth it! Aragorn: This one is. YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS. Legolas and Gimli: Yes, sir! [Aragorn turns sharply and strides away] Legolas looks at Gimli, and Gimli at Legolas. Both say: FUBAR! __________________ For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers Last edited by Theron Bugtussle; 06-24-2004 at 07:13 PM.

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