101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create

[Saraphim]

101 arguments on whether Balrogs have wings or not, and another 101 arguments on what said Balrog would do with said wings if it did indeed, theoretically, have them.

[One of the Nine]

Ok, I'm back, and I have some more.

~101 smilies that could be added to the smilie list.
~101 things you could talk about with another BDer in person.
~101 things you could do to Wormtounge after he's found out as evil.
~101 places you'd want to go in ME.
~101 things you'd like to do in ME.
~101 questions you'd want to ask in ME.
~101 reasons why there should be a actment (can't say reanactment, cause it never happened *don't kill me*) of LotR in your back yard.
~101 things to do with all the BDers in one place.
~101 reasons NOT to have all the BDers in one place.
~101 reasons to have all the Leggy lovers suddenly and misteriously disappear.

I promise I'll be back yet again.... Just gotta think of more.

[Nirvana II]

101 reasons there isn't a fire department in Minas Tirith

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by One of the Nine

~101 reasons why there should be a actment (can't say reanactment, cause it never happened *don't kill me*) of LotR in your back yard.

LotR...never...happened? BLASPHEMER!!! *burns One of the Nine on a stake*

Anywhen...

~ 101 proofs - or is it prooves? - LotR did happen.

~ 101 ways to cook Gandalf - by the trolls of Eriador.

~ 101 reasons I can't think of another thing to add to the "101 '101 things' Barrowdowners would create"

[Nirvana II]

101 reasons Nilpaurion Felagund cant think of another thing to add to the 101 '101 things that Barrowdowners would create' list...thing

does anyone else get confused by reading that sentence?

[elronds_daughter]

101 ways to distract your siblings from reading your post-in-progress over your shoulder. (or anything over your shoulder for that matter...)

[One of the Nine]

Originally Posted by Nirvana II

101 reasons Nilpaurion Felagund cant think of another thing to add to the 101 '101 things that Barrowdowners would create' list...thing

does anyone else get confused by reading that sentence?

Yeah, kind of. Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.

~101 things you could do with a Hobbit.
~101 meals you could possibly bake with a Hobbit.
~101 you could tell the Hobbit after you've scared them off.
~101 ways to tell an orc he's stupid.
~101 ways to run away from the orc after you've said that it's stupid.
~101 ways to eat a stupid person that called you stupid- from an orc.
~101 ways to say "101 '101 things' a Barrowdowner would create"

That's all for now, and I actually have to go. But I'll be back yet again!

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

- 101 ways to prove that Roggie, Bill, and Bob are all the same Balrog. They're just.. aliases. Yup.

- 101 ways to get out of taking dance lessons from said Balrog.

- 101 ways to get invited to the "Breakdancing - from the Bridge to the Mountain" party.

[wilwarin538]

Originally Posted by Nirvana II

101 reasons there isn't a fire department in Minas Tirith

Thats great, I love it!!!

[One of the Nine]

All of these are great! I've had much needed laughs from here.

~101 reasons why there should be a "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book would not be a best seller.
~101 reasons why you would get a non-fan the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why, on getting "Lord of the Rings for dummies", would just throw it in your face and stalk off angrily.
~101 reasons why everyone should read Lord of the Rings.
~101 ways to get everyone to read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why everyone would profusely resent your idea to have everyone read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why Sauron should be poked in the eye.
~101 '101 ways to poke Sauron in the eye' lists that BDer's would create.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Originally Posted by One of the Nine

Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.

Peace, One of the Nine!

But if you do say stuff like "LotR never happened"here, you're bound to get burned at the stake. Sorry, though.

Anywhen...

~ 101 things you never say to someone obsessed with LotR.

~ 101 things that would happen to you if said thing is said. Probably a dip at Mt. Doom would be included.

~ 101 things Gollum could have brought before taking a dip at Mt. Doom. Soap, or his rubber fissshie, maybe.

[Son of Númenor]

Actually, there is a Middle-earth for Dummies.

101 Dances Gollum would have liked to dance in the Sammath Naur

'Yesss, preciousss, we likess the Macarena. But we lovesss the tang-- ooohhhhhhh nooo, precioussssss!'

[Elennar Starfire]

~101 reasons balrogs DO have wings

~101 reasons balrogs DON'T have wings

[Evisse the Blue]

~101 reasons balrogs DO have wings

~101 reasons balrogs DON'T have wings

LOL, that was priceless, Elannar!

101 ways to tell you're waaaay to preocupied with this subject (tons of reference books piled on your desk, searching forums for keywords 'balrog' and 'wings', diagrams and pictures of balrog body parts, watching compulsively the Moria scene and making a chart to determine its trajectory...).

101 books that rip off LOTR (hang on, they're possibly much more)
101 movies that will rip off LOTR
101 reasons these books/movies will be flops

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Some of these are just priceless guys, the fire department one especially.

101 Really Awesome Personal Titles

101 Ways to Recieve "Banned" as Your PT

101 Comments that Probably Should Have Been Made at The Coucil of Elrond (ie: "Wouldn't it be easier to have one of the Eagles drop it in?")

101 Derogatory Names For Orcs

101 Sparkly Things Floating Around Cartoon RotK Elrond's Head and What ARE They?

101 Wicked Cool Signitures on the 'Downs

[One of the Nine]

Originally Posted by Elennar Starfire

~101 reasons balrogs DO have wings

~101 reasons balrogs DON'T have wings

Hey, I gotta remember those. Perfect for both sides!

~101 reasons BDer's should have their own computer so that they can stay on the BD's and not have to get off.

~101 reasons why non-fans would believe this to be a bad idea.

~101 reasons why those non-fans should be sent to the front lines of the good people's armies.

[Lhunardawen]

Hi! I'm back!

~101 other icons for the Downs
~101 reasons why Aragorn hates baths
~101 reasons why Arwen likes a guy who hates baths
~101 reasons why Eowyn likes a guy who hates baths

I think I've been picking on poor Aragorn too much...I'll stop now.

[Elven Hunter]

Hi! here are some of my crazy ideas..

101 ways to be an elf

101 ways to transport the ring instead of using a hobbit w/c is slower(smaller footsteps)

101 ways to distract sauron from seeking the ring

101 music RingWraiths prefer

101 reasons why Aragorn prefered Arwen instead of Eowyn

101 ways to skin a hobbit

101 ways to fashion foothair for hobbits
101 ways to fashion beard hair for gandalf, gimli and saruman

101 pick-up lines orcs could use

haha

[The Only Real Estel]

101 things to love about Denethor (created by Meela)

101 things to hate about Wargs (created by Saucy)

101 things to love about Wargs (created by Eomer)

101 ways to sound like Gollum while clearing your throat ( )

[ninlaith]

101 reasons why it's easy to infuriate another BDer
101 ways we can argue about the same thing
101 ways we all love the same thing but can't agree on anything

[Nirvana II]

101 reasons lots of people can't pronounce lots of LOTR words

101 reasons that bill ferny shoudn't eat apple pie

[Elennar Starfire]

101 Elvish Hare Colors

~101 Elvish Squirrel Colours
~101 Elvish Cat Colours
~101 Elvish Dog Colours...

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

To continue on my "What color is Legolas' hair" thread tangent:

101 Elven Fawn Colors
101 Names for Said Hares, Squirrels, and Fawns
101 Reasons Legolas' Hare may have once lived in Caer Bannog
101 Connexions Between Monty Python and LotR
101 Reasons Off-Topic Posts Should Be Allowed To Stay

Fea

[Himhenwen]

101 ways to find nice guys or girls (for the guys) on the BD.

[The Only Real Estel]

101 ways to find nice guys or girls (for the guys) on the BD.

lol, I'm sure the Phantom or One Axe to Rule Them All would start that one for guys looking for nice girls .