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Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-13-2004, 09:29 AM

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History states that the unforunate animal met his demise by a handful of knights in roughly the fifth age, when they used a Holy Hand Grenade to destroy it.

Truly, and it was even forseen that such a thing would happen. Behold:

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[font=Arial][size=2]Then will they raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Middle Earth, saying, "Bless this, Eru, that with it thou mayst blow Morgoth's minions to tiny bits, in thy mercy."... And the people will rejoice and will feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals and rabbits... And so Eru said, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of the bunny, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." [/size][/font]

mark12_30 · 07-13-2004, 09:35 AM

Wow. That was blonde.

wilwarin538 · 07-13-2004, 09:59 AM

Im am sorry elronds_daughter, I didnt see your suggestion about the miniture hares. Great minds do think alike.

elronds_daughter · 07-13-2004, 05:05 PM

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Great minds do think alike.

yes, that must be it...

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Truly, and it was even forseen that such a thing would happen. Behold:

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Then will they raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Middle Earth, saying, "Bless this, Eru, that with it thou mayst blow Morgoth's minions to tiny bits, in thy mercy."... And the people will rejoice and will feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals and rabbits... And so Eru said, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of the bunny, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

wow... that was WONDERFUL!!! just beautiful... thank you, Feanor. Monty Python fans, UNITE!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-13-2004, 05:22 PM

I once had a drunken conversation with Michael Palin and one of the Python cameramen regarding Legolas, although Michael seemed convinced that Legolas had a pet weasel.

I tried (to no avail) to show him the error of his ways.

wilwarin538 · 07-13-2004, 08:13 PM

A weasel? Where on earth did he get such a crazy idea? What is this world coming to? *Hits her self many times on the head with her copy of the Fellowship, yelling out " A weasel, UGH" *

No worries my mind is still in tact!

The Only Real Estel · 07-13-2004, 09:04 PM

From hair to hare to weasel...only here on the Downs

Nimrothiel · 07-13-2004, 09:10 PM

I hope that my humble post inspired you Feanor of the Peredhil, in which I suggested that Legolas' hare and the guardian of Caer Bannog were related.

That movie never grows old; I watched it yet again today. wilwaren538, perhaps the fact that it was apparently a drunken conversation would explain why the idea was so far-fetched.

You wouldn't happen to be chanting a certain something as you whack yourself on the head, would you?

(Quietly chants to self, "Peis Iesu Domine, Dona eis requiem. *whack*")

07-13-2004, 09:35 AM	#2
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Wow. That was blonde. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-13-2004, 09:59 AM	#3
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Im am sorry elronds_daughter, I didnt see your suggestion about the miniture hares. Great minds do think alike. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-13-2004, 05:22 PM	#5
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I once had a drunken conversation with Michael Palin and one of the Python cameramen regarding Legolas, although Michael seemed convinced that Legolas had a pet weasel. I tried (to no avail) to show him the error of his ways. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-13-2004, 08:13 PM	#6
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	A weasel? Where on earth did he get such a crazy idea? What is this world coming to? Hits her self many times on the head with her copy of the Fellowship, yelling out " A weasel, UGH" No worries my mind is still in tact! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-13-2004, 09:04 PM	#7
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	only hare From hair to hare to weasel...only here on the Downs

07-13-2004, 09:10 PM	#8
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	I hope that my humble post inspired you Feanor of the Peredhil, in which I suggested that Legolas' hare and the guardian of Caer Bannog were related. That movie never grows old; I watched it yet again today. wilwaren538, perhaps the fact that it was apparently a drunken conversation would explain why the idea was so far-fetched. You wouldn't happen to be chanting a certain something as you whack yourself on the head, would you? (Quietly chants to self, "Peis Iesu Domine, Dona eis requiem. whack") __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

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