101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create

[One of the Nine]

All of these are great! I've had much needed laughs from here.

~101 reasons why there should be a "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book would not be a best seller.
~101 reasons why you would get a non-fan the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why, on getting "Lord of the Rings for dummies", would just throw it in your face and stalk off angrily.
~101 reasons why everyone should read Lord of the Rings.
~101 ways to get everyone to read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why everyone would profusely resent your idea to have everyone read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why Sauron should be poked in the eye.
~101 '101 ways to poke Sauron in the eye' lists that BDer's would create.