Mixed up movies game

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Thrain to Dain after victory in the Battle of Nanduhirion:

"Today I settled all family business."

The Godfather.
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Gandalf to The Witch King at the Gates of Minas Tirith:

"What you've got to do is ask yourself,
'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Dirty Harry.
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Sam to Frodo as they appoach Mount Doom:

"Well here's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

[Morsul the Dark]

here's one
Sam and Frodo in mordor eagles are coming an eagle spots them
eagle:Hey you guys!!!
Sam:No, not the goonies again not sloth ahhhhh!(jumps in fire)

goonies

Crebain from dunland scene
Merry:what is that?
Gimli: It appears to be a klingon battle cruiser
Boromir:Approaching at warp 5!
Aragorn: Activate Cloaking device!
they hide

Star Trek

Gandalf and Bilbo

G:There's no need to be angry!
B:well you're making me angry when I'm angry Mr. Bigglesworth is angry and Mr. Bigglesworth is angry People DIE!

Austin Powers

Frodo and bilbo

Bilbo:as light as a feather and as hard as Dragon Scales
Frodo:huhuhu You said hard

Beavis and Butthead

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

...but Menel would probably chuck stones at me. Oh, well. *climbs into a tank*

[The Council of Elrond]
Boromir: And that justifies sending someone into Mordor?
Elrond: To stop Sauron? Let me think...YES!
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[Weathertop]
Aragorn: Hey! Get your ugly face offa him!
Witch-King: Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey.
Aragorn: Look what I got. *throws torch at Ringwraith's face*
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[Ford of Bruinen]
Frodo: I love the whole water wall trick. It was beautiful.

They're all from The Mummy, but you probably knew that.

[Elennar Starfire]

Uruks marching to Helm's Deep:

*singing* For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In a thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle...

From Mulan. I wish I could remember the rest of the song...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

[Shadow of the Past]
Gandalf (Italian accent): You don't want ring. Me don't want ring. *looks to the East* Sauron. Maybe he want ring.
Frodo: All right, all right. I'll take it.
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[The Taming of Sméagol]
Sam: This is rope, see. I'll tie you up with it.
Sméagol (sleepily): Uh-huh . . .
Sam: And you'll be sleeping there, see. Not near Mr. Frodo, not near me. Over there. Is that clear?
Sméagol: Do you know my favourite poem?
Sam: I think I already heard that.
Sméagol: Alive without breath/ As cold as death . . .

They're both from Roman Holiday. And don't ask why I watched it.

[Sometime . . . ]
Bilbo: Look at this.
Frodo: Wow.
Gandalf: Let me see that *takes the ring* You know what this is? This is a Ring of Power. Found one like this when I first came to Middle-earth.
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[Somewhere in the Dead Marshes]
Sam: Look! The fish are all dead!
Sméagol: The volcanic activity has turned the lake water into acid. Don't touch the water.

And these ones are from Dante's Peak.

More to come.

[Theron Bugtussle]

As Frodo and Sam lie down on Mt. Doom to breathe their last, out of the sky appear huge eagles. The first seems to bear...a package. He lands, dropping the present at Frodo's feet.

Frodo, with barely enough strength of will left to raise himself to one elbow, slowly but curiously open the wrapping. He finds inside...a T-shirt? Unfolding it, he reads this message screenprinted in bold over the entire front of the shirt:

I was betrayed, poisoned by a giant spider, stripped naked, and left for dead in Mordor...and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!"

~The Game

[Tuor of Gondolin]

'Well, what's to be done with it?' asked Sam. 'Tie it up, so as it can't come sneaking after us no more, I say.'

Frodo: "No. My uncle taught me to keep your friends
close and your enemies closer."