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Morsul the Dark · 08-01-2004, 07:12 AM

yes I did mean merry it was 2:30 in the morning so I was basiclly half asleep

a boy band heh

turgon · 10-25-2004, 11:57 AM

Saruman would be a loan agent for a bank.
Balrogs could direct traffic- I can see it now someone steals a redlight and CRACK a flaming whip demos the car.

I don't know why but I see gandalf in a rehab for alcoholics As bilbo offers a drink "DO NOT TEMPT ME"
Orcs would work as garbage men it would cut back on landfills as they would eat half of what they get.
Denethor of Gondor would be a school principle.
The nazgul would be lawyers(I wonder who would show for jury duty?)
And finally Sauron could be a lifeguard at a beach

Maeggaladiel · 10-26-2004, 10:07 AM

Denethor would be the president/CEO of some major company, Boromir would be VP, and Faramir would be secretary/janitor who drives around the facility in the janitorial golf cart wearing the grease-stained blue jumpsuit and goofy hat, pushing a mop around and taking phone messages. He'd also be in charge of restocking Boromir's personal vending machine. Family businesses, gotta love 'em!

Aragorn would be the
a) unemployed bum standing at the corner holding the "UNEMPLOYED FUTURE KING- PLEASE HELP" sign.
b) guy who wanders the country in a beat-up trailor selling magazines to buy gas
c) a combination of a and b.

Umwë · 10-26-2004, 01:14 PM

*Pippin would be a waiter, a clumsy one. :P
*Saruman, as I've already seen Eomer of the Rohirrim also thougt, would be elected as president, of course using some his mindcontrol.
*Gandalf would probably be a partyfixer. Setting up the music and fireworks especially.

*Legolas, some kind of model for really thight pants.
*Witchking, selling tupperware by doorknocking. (Maybe not a good career cause of his outfit. :P But anyway, I would laugh if he came to my door

, or not. :P)

Morai · 10-26-2004, 02:12 PM

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Denethor of Gondor would be a school principle.

That makes me think of Elrond being a Playground supervisor. Can't you see him blowing his whistle every time:

He sees elves swinging too high on the swings because they're so light
He sees an orc running up a slide
He sees Rohan boys launching paper airplanes at the orcs from the top of the "Big Toy"

08-01-2004, 07:12 AM	#1
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	yes I did mean merry it was 2:30 in the morning so I was basiclly half asleep a boy band heh __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-25-2004, 11:57 AM	#2
turgon Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Annagroth Posts: 57	Saruman would be a loan agent for a bank. Balrogs could direct traffic- I can see it now someone steals a redlight and CRACK a flaming whip demos the car. I don't know why but I see gandalf in a rehab for alcoholics As bilbo offers a drink "DO NOT TEMPT ME" Orcs would work as garbage men it would cut back on landfills as they would eat half of what they get. Denethor of Gondor would be a school principle. The nazgul would be lawyers(I wonder who would show for jury duty?) And finally Sauron could be a lifeguard at a beach __________________ "What I have left behind I count now no loss, needless baggage on the road it has proved. Let those that cursed my name, curse me still, and whine their way back to the cages" " MIGHT IS RIGHT, DISSENT IS INTOLERABLE"

10-26-2004, 10:07 AM	#3
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Denethor would be the president/CEO of some major company, Boromir would be VP, and Faramir would be secretary/janitor who drives around the facility in the janitorial golf cart wearing the grease-stained blue jumpsuit and goofy hat, pushing a mop around and taking phone messages. He'd also be in charge of restocking Boromir's personal vending machine. Family businesses, gotta love 'em! Aragorn would be the a) unemployed bum standing at the corner holding the "UNEMPLOYED FUTURE KING- PLEASE HELP" sign. b) guy who wanders the country in a beat-up trailor selling magazines to buy gas c) a combination of a and b. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

10-26-2004, 01:14 PM	#4
Umwë Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Northern north! Posts: 31	Pippin would be a waiter, a clumsy one. :P Saruman, as I've already seen Eomer of the Rohirrim also thougt, would be elected as president, of course using some his mindcontrol. Gandalf would probably be a partyfixer. Setting up the music and fireworks especially. Legolas, some kind of model for really thight pants. *Witchking, selling tupperware by doorknocking. (Maybe not a good career cause of his outfit. :P But anyway, I would laugh if he came to my door , or not. :P) __________________ //Umwë\\

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