How do you imagine other BDers

[Elennar Starfire]

I had you pegged for the witch type, with a fake nose, but it could be because the masses wanted you to look that way. You don't perchance weigh the same as a duck, do you?

Nope, the nose is all real! You can pull on it if you like, to prove it. But don't pull too hard!

I'm unsure if I weigh the same as a duck. It would depend on the size of the duck in question. A very large duck, perhaps.