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***The Barrow-Wight*** · 08-03-2004, 06:32 PM

I'd cross rye with wheat to make wicked sandwich loaves, or maybe pumpernickle with white for evil hamburger buns. Oh! Cornbread and sourdough! That'd be a truly pernicious recipe!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 08-03-2004, 07:24 PM

I'd cross Balrogs with Eagles, that way it would be a pure certainty that they have wings.

And I'd cross 12 Grain with Potato.

Fea

The Perky Ent · 08-03-2004, 08:06 PM

Yes it's evil, but since when hasn't evil been fun?

Here's something: Nazgul + a dead soldier from the dwimmorburg = Dementors

This is something that works like the Goblin + orc = Uruk theory:

Hill troll breeded with cave trolls makes super trolls!

And here's something worse than the terror of bread. Cheese

Mix blue, feta, gorgonzola and stilton (and come to think of it, all of those cheeses mentioned in "cheese shop" by monty python) and you get Über-cheese, A cheese so strong it can strike terror into the hearts of the bravest!

Morsul the Dark · 08-03-2004, 09:41 PM

Balrogs with Wargs wolves of fire

Balrogs with ents Burzenyd(At least the the Captain)

Balrogs with hobbits -smaller stealthy balrogs that wooop hiney

balrog(noticing a pattern?) with Dragons who cares whos stronger now i have the stongest

and last but not least Ents with Trolls Quicker angrier ents

balrogs with wizard

The Perky Ent · 08-19-2004, 07:51 PM

What happens when you cross a Dwarf and an Elf?

Morsul the Dark · 08-19-2004, 07:55 PM

im telling you thats how hobbits came to be

Im convinced thats how they were born

Sleepy Ranger · 08-21-2004, 05:34 AM

Why does this thread feel like Deja Vu?

08-03-2004, 06:32 PM	#1
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	Cross breading is evil! I'd cross rye with wheat to make wicked sandwich loaves, or maybe pumpernickle with white for evil hamburger buns. Oh! Cornbread and sourdough! That'd be a truly pernicious recipe! __________________ The Barrow-Wight

08-03-2004, 07:24 PM	#2
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	I'd cross Balrogs with Eagles, that way it would be a pure certainty that they have wings. And I'd cross 12 Grain with Potato. Fea __________________ peace

08-03-2004, 08:06 PM	#3
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Yes it's evil, but since when hasn't evil been fun? Here's something: Nazgul + a dead soldier from the dwimmorburg = Dementors This is something that works like the Goblin + orc = Uruk theory: Hill troll breeded with cave trolls makes super trolls! And here's something worse than the terror of bread. Cheese Mix blue, feta, gorgonzola and stilton (and come to think of it, all of those cheeses mentioned in "cheese shop" by monty python) and you get Über-cheese, A cheese so strong it can strike terror into the hearts of the bravest! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-03-2004, 09:41 PM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Balrogs with Wargs wolves of fire Balrogs with ents Burzenyd(At least the the Captain) Balrogs with hobbits -smaller stealthy balrogs that wooop hiney balrog(noticing a pattern?) with Dragons who cares whos stronger now i have the stongest and last but not least Ents with Trolls Quicker angrier ents balrogs with wizard __________________ Morsul the Resurrected Last edited by Morsul the Dark; 08-03-2004 at 09:50 PM.

08-19-2004, 07:51 PM	#5
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	What happens when you cross a Dwarf and an Elf? __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-19-2004, 07:55 PM	#6
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	im telling you thats how hobbits came to be Im convinced thats how they were born __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-21-2004, 05:34 AM	#7
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	Why does this thread feel like Deja Vu? __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

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