A Little Somethin' Somethin' Just For You - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Bekah · 08-05-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

Oh, Bekah, don't be silly. You act like being my secretary would be bad. It wouldn't be a master-servant type thing. Think more along the lines of a James Bond-Moneypenny type of thing.

LOL!

No, I think I'm just tired, and when I'm tired I get petty. So I'm going to remove myself from here for a while....

Cheers,

~ Elentari II

Elennar Starfire · 08-06-2004, 10:08 AM

I'm a Downsaholic...

I wouldn't mind too much being your secretary, Phantom, as long as it wouldn't cut into my 'Downs time...

Feanor of the Peredhil · 08-06-2004, 11:38 AM

Fea walks into the room with a dignified saunter, causing an immediate hush. The Cheeky Brits stop their cheeking, the Dorky Dorks stop their researching, the Angsty teens quit wallowing in self-pity, and everyone else simply stops. The only motion is that of Eomer of the Rohirrim carefully sipping a cup of tea, pinky outstretched, as he sits beside the fire in a pink argyle skirt... er... kilt. Fea looks around.

"Behold! Yet another King of the World Barrowdowner hath joined your ranks. All shalt love me and despair."

After several shocked seconds, an uproar begins. The Brits poke Fea with their well-muscled pinkies, shouting Cockney obscenities that nobody but themselves understand. The Nerds quickly start looking up all the ways to oust a monarch, and the Angsty teens begin muttering rebelliously. Fea looks nervous.

"You misunderstood me, let me explain!" she shouts over the noise, "You shall love me because I shall provide you with all the supplies you need! The Brits shall get a lifetime supply of PG Tips (the best tea in the world, Fea's alter-ego adds smugly), and the Nerds shall recieve... coffee. Caffiene all around! As for the desparation... I was letting my nerdy side poke through."

As Fea's queenly voice cuts through the sound, silence takes over once again.

"What about whipped cream?" shouts one of the battlers.

"Thou shalt receiveth whipped cream, and this war shall lasteth through eternity, but there shalt be no killing. As thou mayest already know, we are already dead!"

Cheers are heard through the room, as Fea turns on her heel and marches back out the door through which she entered...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-06-2004, 01:08 PM

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You shall love me because I shall provide you with all the supplies you need!

Oh, the joys of corruption...
Well, I guess you can then provide me a new Bible since I'm A Good Christian Barrowdowner!

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Part of the attraction of Tolkien for you is that it's "good, clean fun."

Since when has killing and fighting become either of those above (especially clean fun...)? I think it's rather messy

Elennar Starfire · 08-06-2004, 07:33 PM

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The Brits poke Fea with their well-muscled pinkies, shouting Cockney obscenities that nobody but themselves understand.

Ah, ye all had best be careful with those Cockney obscenities...Fea just might understand ye...Oh, wait, I left out the naughty words when I was teaching her what I know of Cockney...Carry on then!

The Perky Ent · 08-06-2004, 09:41 PM

Elennar Starfire, It's good to know there is yet another Downsaholic out there!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-07-2004, 09:45 AM

These allegations of a pink kilt are completely untrue. Ignore her, just ignore her...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-08-2004, 03:17 PM

Predominantly red and green.

08-06-2004, 10:08 AM	#2
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	I'm a Downsaholic... I wouldn't mind too much being your secretary, Phantom, as long as it wouldn't cut into my 'Downs time... __________________ Don't let me die!

08-06-2004, 11:38 AM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Fea walks into the room with a dignified saunter, causing an immediate hush. The Cheeky Brits stop their cheeking, the Dorky Dorks stop their researching, the Angsty teens quit wallowing in self-pity, and everyone else simply stops. The only motion is that of Eomer of the Rohirrim carefully sipping a cup of tea, pinky outstretched, as he sits beside the fire in a pink argyle skirt... er... kilt. Fea looks around. "Behold! Yet another King of the World Barrowdowner hath joined your ranks. All shalt love me and despair." After several shocked seconds, an uproar begins. The Brits poke Fea with their well-muscled pinkies, shouting Cockney obscenities that nobody but themselves understand. The Nerds quickly start looking up all the ways to oust a monarch, and the Angsty teens begin muttering rebelliously. Fea looks nervous. "You misunderstood me, let me explain!" she shouts over the noise, "You shall love me because I shall provide you with all the supplies you need! The Brits shall get a lifetime supply of PG Tips (the best tea in the world, Fea's alter-ego adds smugly), and the Nerds shall recieve... coffee. Caffiene all around! As for the desparation... I was letting my nerdy side poke through." As Fea's queenly voice cuts through the sound, silence takes over once again. "What about whipped cream?" shouts one of the battlers. "Thou shalt receiveth whipped cream, and this war shall lasteth through eternity, but there shalt be no killing. As thou mayest already know, we are already dead!" Cheers are heard through the room, as Fea turns on her heel and marches back out the door through which she entered... __________________ peace

08-06-2004, 09:41 PM	#6
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Elennar Starfire, It's good to know there is yet another Downsaholic out there! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-07-2004, 09:45 AM	#7
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	These allegations of a pink kilt are completely untrue. Ignore her, just ignore her... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-08-2004, 03:17 PM	#8
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Predominantly red and green. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

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