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08-14-2004, 08:25 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Grima Getting Pretty
I just discovered this thread and have been sneaking glances while trying to do homework.. blugh. But Boromir is SO the Disco King *does the wave for Boromir*! And I LOVED the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ... *does the wave for the Saucepan Man*
So I decided I'd contribute my little story, dedicated to my favorite character, Grima.  Grima: I have fangirls. Oh yes, I do, and they are loyal indeed. But they are few in number, and I cannot live up to certain pretty boys -- yet. Therefore, I must come up with a way to be pretty... hmmmmm *ponders*  Aha! I have it! I shall, through subtle words and bad makeup, make everyone in the world look heinously unattractive... except Eowyn, of course. Then I shall by default, look considerably handsomer than everyone else, and Eowyn will fall for me! Bah hah! And who better to start with than the King of Rohan? *singsong* Oh, Theoden...  Theoden: Yes, Councilor?  Grima: My lord, I have recently received from Saruman the Evil Wizard who Wants to Kill You All *cough cough* I mean, the White--  Saruman: Of Many Colours!  Grima: No, that sounds too suspicious! So I have received a box of beauty products that I think my lord may find beneficial for his... er... changing look.  Theoden: Changing look? Are you calling me old?  Grima: I would never! I think that you will find it a rejuvenating experience to have a new look. I hear that Denethor over in Minas Tirith has gotten a makeover, and even Elrond has gotten his eyebrows waxed... you wouldn't want to be left out, would you, my lord?  Theoden: Well, no! You are wise and clever, Councilor Grima! Let the makeover begin! --------- Whew! I finally got the pictures to work! TBC in just a moment... Last edited by Encaitare; 08-14-2004 at 08:34 PM. |
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08-14-2004, 08:33 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Getting Pretty Part II
A couple of weeks later....
 Theoden: *mumble mumble*  Grima: *cackles* Yes, it seems to be working. Already I am looking prettier. Just check out this mysterious profile, this fair complexion, this--  Army: GET ON WITH IT!!!  Grima: Okay! Sheesh... So I'm lookin' pretty darn good... *flashes grin at camera, teeth sparkle*  Fugly Theoden: HA HA HA HA HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!  Grima: Aw, shut up! I look better than *you* at least... ----------- TBC.... |
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08-14-2004, 08:54 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Getting Pretty Part III
 Eomer: Something isn't right... Wormtongue isn't the ugliest guy in Rohan anymore. He's only the second ugliest... and it makes me uneasy.  Eomer: Okay, the third ugliest...  Hama: Maybe you're right, Lord Eomer... but what can we do about it?  Eomer: This requires careful thought and calculation... confound it that we're not very smart! *ponder ponder* (At long last...) I KNOW! WE MUST DO THE NOODLE DANCE! Hama: What, my lord?  Eomer: Do not question me, good Hama! I beseech thee, we *must* do the Noodle Dance! It will help us think! Hama: erm... okay. *music from bizarre kids' show comes on and they do a strange bendy dance* "Noodle... use your noodle! Noodle... do the Noodle Dance!"  Eomer: Yes! We must call in the Formerly Ugly and Most Suspiciously Evil Councilor SWUDT team? Hama: SWUDT? Isn't it "SWAT," my lord? Eomer: No, good Hama, it is SWUDT for the Super Wizard's Uber-fast-running Dream Team! *SWUDT theme song plays and Eomer and Hama strike a dramatic pose*  Eowyn: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing superheroes?  Eomer: SWUDT is real! You'll see! They'll do away with that troublesome councilor! Have you noticed he's not the ugliest anymore??  Eowyn: No, I've been avoiding him, as usual... *looks over at Grima* hmmm... I guess I'd take him over the Warg...  Eomer: *gasps* His leechcraft lies deeper than we have suspected! Curse you, Wormtongue!  Eowyn: What? What'd I say? All I said was I'd take the still-pretty-darn-ugly guy over the hairy drooling wolf creature! Eomer, you take things too literally... -------------- For those of you who are incredibly confused, the Noodle Dance comes from some weird kids' show I saw while babysitting... it's about these otters who do the Noodle Dance to solve their problems. Weird much?  TBC...
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10-26-2004, 11:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Oh! i know where it comes from. the shows called P,B&J... does it have otters? then i'm right. *THE Ka knows this for a fact... my 6-year-old niece presumably told me NEVER to forget!
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10-27-2004, 06:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Look! Obey Foamy!
Yes! i found a new cartoon site... Well, it's not exactly new but, cool. None the less. Just for a know-all-about, the Ka in real life is EXACTLY like foamy, the squirrel in these cartoons. Enjoy!
 http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html * PLEAE OH, PLEASE click on squirrel songs...
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10-27-2004, 07:35 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Poor long-suffering Celeborn
Inspired by the Chapter-by-Chapter discussion on The Mirror of Galadriel:
 Here there are eight. Nine were to set out: so said the messages. But maybe there has been some change of counsel that we have not heard.  Nay, there was no change of counsel you ninny. As anyone who bothered to listen to their osanwe broadcasts would know, Gandalf set out with the company, though he did not pass the borders of this land.  Alas! Gandalf the Grey fell into shadow. He remained in Moria and did not escape.  Ai! Ai! It was a Balrog of Morgoth what done it.  Alas! This is news most grievous.  No kidding! They don't call him the wisest of the Elves in Middle-earth for nothing, you know.  One might say that Gandalf fell from wisdom into folly, going needlessly into the net of Moria.  One would be idiotic indeed were one to say such a thing.  And we have long feared that the Dwarves had stirred up some evil in Moria.  That's right. Insult the Dwarf, why don't you?!  Don't worry. That's quite alright.  It is my hope that, by the power that dwells in this land, your grief may be healed.  There's only one power that dwells in this land ... and it ain't you, Sindar boy.  May you find respite from your hard journey amongst the golden boughs. There are some that call this land magical.  Magic? What do you know of magic? Have you got a Mirror that shows things that were, things that are, and things that yet may be?  Um ...  Well have you? Well no, but ...  So just keep your pretty little head out of it, right?! But I ...  Just shut it!  Perhaps I might ...  You too, Ring bandit!  Ulp! OK Darling, I really think ... Look! Can't you just go and make yourself useful somewhere? Erm, yes. Quite. Cup of tea, anyone?  Now, where were we?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 09-15-2005 at 08:39 AM. Reason: To fix the links |
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10-28-2004, 06:31 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
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Saucy, that is so wonderfully hilarious!!! Thanks for some great laughs!
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11-03-2004, 10:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Ah, Goddess, they sound EXACTLY like my mum and father.  i thought by growing-up and moving away would get me away from these arguements... Heh. Boromir acts like my brother in this one... Always trying to strike up the coals!
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