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Old 09-19-2004, 02:50 PM   #1
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Am I the only one who thinks Gandalf's 'outbursts' are funny? or do I have a twisted sense of humour?
Yes, you do have a twisted sense of humor................and so do I.
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Gandalf was grumpy because he had to ration his weed and could only smoke maybe twice a day. He was a total leaf fiend, so his 'holding back' really got on his nerves.
That's quite possible.
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<Exits office, dragging the mini barlog on a leash, hoping it doesn't decide to BBQ her.>

Anyway, *puts on professor/smart looking glasses. Folds her hands with a serious look on her face*. I think this problem originated back when Gandalf was just a little Maia. After centuries of neglect and improper raising, he developed a annoyance for hobbits who's names just happened to start with the letter "P".
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Old 09-20-2004, 01:49 AM   #2
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I can really imagine Gandalf with a bag of sweets, just like the classic 'old man'. Penny chews, etc...
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Old 09-20-2004, 06:06 AM   #3
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Old 09-21-2004, 07:27 PM   #4
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I can really imagine Gandalf with a bag of sweets, just like the classic 'old man'. Penny chews, etc...
That's why all those little hobbit children kept following Gandalf around Hobbiton.
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Old 09-22-2004, 06:43 AM   #5
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Maybe his hat was on too tight...
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Old 10-05-2004, 01:10 PM   #6
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Pipe What about this?

His name kept on changing and got confused so then got angry?






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Old 10-07-2004, 01:56 PM   #7
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well lets see....tired old man has to babysit
corrupt spoiled son(Boromir)
Excessive Pretty boy(Legalos)
man who doesnt bathe(Aragorn)
over confident dwarf(Gimli)
A hobbit who eats everyone's food(Pippin)
a hobbit with a nasty appetite for blood and overall whininess(Merry)
A hobbit carrying something that can destroy the world(Frodo)
and one hobbit who only cares about seeing elves and ignores the quest(Sam)


By the way before everyone goes OJ* on me remember we're in Mirth These descriptions of these charactors are of course exaggerations, But Gandalf had to put up wth these people, would you be grumpy?

*OJ-OJ Simpson my way of say "Stab" ex: I OJed the table- I stabbed the table
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