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Old 09-22-2004, 03:54 AM   #1
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Boots Isildur's Brow

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It is a little-known secret that the Hair of Isildur was actually a toupee ...
Indeed. For thus it was revealed to Faramir in a recurring dream:

Seek for the Hair that was woven;
In Imladris it resides;
There shall foreheads be open;
Shinier than babies’ backsides.
There shall be shown a token
Of pileous pates near at hand,
For Isildur’s Brow shall beckon,
And the Hairpiece forth shall stand.
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Old 09-22-2004, 11:00 AM   #2
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Where did I put that Gauntlet?

or it might be worth bellowing into Prof Hedgthistle's ear trumpet to see if he kept the other one......

Hugo has always had a high hairline even when he had a lot more hair (Bodyline,1983)... and since he was wearing a wig, they would have surely reversed the retreat. I just think he look even more intelligent...

Maybe this is the quintessential difference between the underage and coming of age club - Screaming Hugo Fangirl rather than Leggyboppers...
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Old 09-22-2004, 02:05 PM   #3
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Here, I thought it just the elven version of a mohawk! Elrond...such a rebel.
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Old 09-22-2004, 02:49 PM   #4
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AHA! So THAT'S what they have been talking about all this time...the hair of Isildur! heehee Well, I suppose I should be grateful that Elrond didn't go in for the comb-over look. Scary!

But...while we are on the subject of Elrond's hair.. what about those two tails that hang down on either side of his face? Dreadlocks, perhaps? With a mohawk? Someone needs to have a word with his hairdresser.

Brilliant poem, Saucepan Man!
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:46 AM   #5
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Perhaps the knots are to remind him of something...
Surely it was the "hare of Isildur" that was required ....or perhaps the heir of Isildur's hare... explains what Aragorn was doing int he wilderness all that time..
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:27 PM   #6
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The heir of Isuldur's hairy hare??

Har, har!
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:51 PM   #7
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I believe Isildur's hares produced very fine warm wool that was prized, especially by elven rug weavers
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