What if Tom Bombadil got his own recording deal?

[HerenIstarion]

I suppose some schools of fortune-telling may arise around his music, as his lyrics are prophetic

Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended

Probably the position of Malbeth the last Seer will be renewed and Tom will become honorary holder of the chair, PhD, MA, BA et al

Besides, I doubt Tom will be interested in silver pennies, so the whole profit wil be pocketed by producer and big people at the label. Probably, that will help to cut prices and the CD will be sold at 6 pennies a copy, so Wolf Doggy Fang & Co will be outsold, so, on sheer price policy, TB may win the Yule Hit Parade too!