Anybody for Dragon Chow?

[Lalwendë]

I imagine a Dragon to be quite like a cat; sleeping for 20 hours a day, occasionally waking up and letting fly in a great spurt of fury and rage, charging about the place with its Dragon tail fluffed up angrily. Every so often he might eat a few fair maidens or foolish knights in armour, and maybe enjoy the odd turn at despoiling the local landscape.

Although:

I suggest carbohydrates, which, in humans at least, produce gas, which, in condensed and high quantities, is highly combustible. I bet they 'bulk up' before they flame up.

Now I can't get the idea of some fantastical reptile 'Thunderpants' out of my mind.

Balrogs maybe would consume the souls of orcs