Defective Weapons Inc.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. "Elendi--oops!" Éomer's head landed on his feet, and the now-leaderless riders of Rohan advanced menacingly.
"The Dwarf's head is mine!" Éothain said.

THE END???

That sudden sword-drawing move kills people, Aragorn.

[Gil-Galad]

different endings in the EE would be very entertaining indeed

[THE Ka]

Saruman after trying to convince Gandalf to join Sauron's Pink-clad followers, prepares to reason with him...


Saruman: okay that's it Gandalf! I've told you, and now no more warnings! Pink is your colour!

Gandalf: No, and it's no one's as far as i'm concerned... that's why you're so easy to manipulate! I hate pink and i'm not afraid to admit it!

Saruman: Prepare to be scared by the power of Pink forever! *Saruman puts on one of his ugliest faces and points staff in Gandalf's direction, a blinding flash of pepto bismol smoke fills the area...

When the smoke clears, Saruman notices that something has gone drastically wrong. he is clad in A pink feathery Elton John coat and matching pleather pants!

Gandalf sees' his chance and reveals all viewing palantir's to saruman's pinkness...

Saruman ( as gandalf edges closer to the palantir...): DON'T. YOU. DARE!...

*gandalf swipes off covering and saruman is revealed!

*Denethor's palantir: AH! Eck! I thought that stuff was abolished! I'm soo glad boromir hasn't taken an interest...
*Boromir sneek peeks: Ooh! More fashion insperations!
D: Don't even think about it! if you want your ABBA records to survive!
B: Meep! I'm sorry I won't, I won't ! Besides, his feather's are not that fluffy anyway...

*Sauron's palantir: Whoa! When did that happen? *Sauron's eye looks around innocently...

Back to saruman...

Saruman: What! How could this be! i...i meant it for gandalf! not me...
suddenly in utter embarassment saruman notices that he forgot to add three double aa battaries to his staff...

Saruman: But, i just added some five minutes ago!... Cheap Dunlander's!


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Ah... that was horrible...

hope i'm not yelled at...

~Nervous ka~

[Gil-Galad]

"its not pink its light red!"


oh what poor hobbit will pick the chunk of rock stuck in treebeards hand after trying to throw on an atkins diet?

[Nimrothiel]

*"it's not pink, it's light red!"*
Gil-galad, have you by chance seen a certain episode of "Red vs. Blue?"

Not a very good one, but on the bridge of Khazad-dum the Balrog's sword did break when Gandalf blocked it from spliting his head in half.

[THE Ka]

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

"its not pink its light red!"


oh what poor hobbit will pick the chunk of rock stuck in treebeards hand after trying to throw on an atkins diet?

Oh, whatever! You certainly have not talked to your local P.A.S.F.C.P. chapter member... There is a Great difference, and the real pink is not light red, that is just another delusion...


~Ka, Board Director and chairholder of P.A.S.F.C.P.~

you can find more information on the real pink saga by following this link... read the whole page. you will leave with some info.

[Gil-Galad]

why yes i have thank you, and its much easier to easy pink then light red, but its still similar