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Quirkette · 12-20-2004, 12:18 AM

Crying Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin dolls. Recreate many scenes from the movie, such as The Departure at Grey Havens and Frodo rejects Sam and Pippin listens to Gandalf's speech and Pippin sings for Denethor and Merry feels hungry and others!

Lalwendë · 12-20-2004, 01:46 AM

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But where's his shellsuit? Chav Gollum would also come complete with several chunky gold rings, to replace that other ring he lost...

It makes you wonder what the Ring would be like. Maybe a large sovereign with an England flag on it - £19.99 from Argos. And instead of fighting with Deagol after a day's fishing, he would attack him after a burnout meet on the local Asda carpark on a Saturday night... Poor Gollum, being associated with that!

Gil-Galad · 12-20-2004, 01:00 PM

New Gimli and Legolas Electric Toothbrushes, fighting the evil Orcivitis one tooth at a time...

Morgul Queen · 01-16-2005, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Meela

I love the Denethor ideas! Personally I'd want him to be one of those action figures who has laser eyes that can detect fire or heat, so he automatically walks over to it and throws himself in. Would be very handy if something was burning in the kitchen.

I want one of those! He should come complete with a "Faramir" (TM) who he could toss in first. Warning: Be sure to have a "Pippin " (TM) and "Gandalf" (TM) at hand at all times. *winks*

Neurion · 01-18-2005, 12:02 PM

How about this:

Tolkien-Accurate Gondorian Knight with Nigh-On Impenetrable Armour and Coldly-And-Methodicaly-Ripping-The-Enemy-To-Shreds Action! Also includes Hapless Orc Warrior accessory with Fleeing-And-Dying Action!

Esgallhugwen · 01-18-2005, 04:38 PM

You have to love any kind of toy that has fleeing and dying action.

The new growing hair Legolas, with the push of a button watch his hair grow. Also comes complete with a Legolas wig, thats right yout too can share the Elven Princes luxurious blonde hair.

*Warning* Company not responsible for curious children getting their fingers stuck in Legolas's head which will more then likely result in amputation.

(Hey, I had to make it dangerous)

Lyta_Underhill · 01-18-2005, 08:39 PM

For all you Tickle Me Ulmo fans,yes, it has truly been done. See here: Tickle Me Ulmo

Another good one: The Foaming Frodo action figure, comes with giant spider and mouth tube stuffed with baking soda--add vinegar for creating the patented "foam at the mouth" action. Believe it or not, my birthday cake this past year was a "Foaming Frodo" cake, with a cream cheese rendering of Fro-lijah complete with popping eyes (not rolling)

a tube and baking soda into which vinegar was poured. Jolly good, eh?

Or in really bad taste. The cake was really good, I'll tell you!

Cheers!
Lyta

P.S. Here's a picture, just to prove it!

12-20-2004, 12:18 AM	#1
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Crying Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin dolls. Recreate many scenes from the movie, such as The Departure at Grey Havens and Frodo rejects Sam and Pippin listens to Gandalf's speech and Pippin sings for Denethor and Merry feels hungry and others! __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

12-20-2004, 01:00 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	New Gimli and Legolas Electric Toothbrushes, fighting the evil Orcivitis one tooth at a time... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-18-2005, 04:38 PM	#6
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	You have to love any kind of toy that has fleeing and dying action. The new growing hair Legolas, with the push of a button watch his hair grow. Also comes complete with a Legolas wig, thats right yout too can share the Elven Princes luxurious blonde hair. Warning Company not responsible for curious children getting their fingers stuck in Legolas's head which will more then likely result in amputation. (Hey, I had to make it dangerous) __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

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01-18-2005, 12:02 PM	#5
Neurion Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Standing amidst the slaughter I have wreaked upon the orcs Posts: 258	How about this: Tolkien-Accurate Gondorian Knight with Nigh-On Impenetrable Armour and Coldly-And-Methodicaly-Ripping-The-Enemy-To-Shreds Action! Also includes Hapless Orc Warrior accessory with Fleeing-And-Dying Action!