New Members - Introduce Yourself Here - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

the phantom · 01-02-2005, 05:03 PM

Ha!

You newbies think you can just stroll onto this forum without proving yourselves?!

You must earn the right to be called "Barrow-Downer".

To earn the title, you must complete the phantom's diabolical and torturous challenge of death!

First, you must rescue an innocent pun from the clutches of the evil Dr. Gil-Galad.

Second, you must steal three green boxes from the Terrible Trio- Saucepan Man, Davem, and Fordim.

Third, you must start twice as many threads as Boromir88.

Fourth, you must....

...start a redundant thread on Balrog wings!!!

MWU HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Only then will you be granted member status.

Encaitare · 01-02-2005, 06:00 PM

Warmest -- well, coldest, I guess, if we're all dead -- welcomes to ye, Aragorn1 and Lucy. See you around, I hope.

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Second, you must steal three green boxes from the Terrible Trio- Saucepan Man, Davem, and Fordim.

Truly too harsh a challenge for the newbies! Sauce will beat them over the head with a pan, davem will unleash his legions of spiders, and Fordim... well, he'll just overpower them with big words. It's too cruel!

Just kidding, guys, don't come after me...

Boromir88 · 01-02-2005, 06:07 PM

::stops pointing at Gil-galad, and points at Phantom for the reasons the newbies aren't introducing themselves here::

Gil-Galad · 01-02-2005, 07:11 PM

well i'm pretty sure i'm a better doctor then dr.pepper, is he even a real doctor? i don't think he qualifies to be a softdrink...

hey i'm actually stil lwaiting for my title award...Burninating from beyond teh grave woooooooooooooo

Nukapei · 01-02-2005, 07:17 PM

Truly, Phantom, is that really necessary? *yawns*

Elennar Starfire · 01-02-2005, 07:56 PM

Be nice, Phantom. Ye don't want to scare away all the nice newbies, do ye?

Hey Newbies! Welcome!

The dirt never really bothered me, probably I was distracted from the dirt because I'm so very ticklish. Drat those squirmy worms!

Nukapei · 01-02-2005, 07:57 PM

Bah, he doesn't scare us! After all, we're all "phantoms" here, right?

01-02-2005, 05:03 PM	#1
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Ha! You newbies think you can just stroll onto this forum without proving yourselves?! You must earn the right to be called "Barrow-Downer". To earn the title, you must complete the phantom's diabolical and torturous challenge of death! First, you must rescue an innocent pun from the clutches of the evil Dr. Gil-Galad. Second, you must steal three green boxes from the Terrible Trio- Saucepan Man, Davem, and Fordim. Third, you must start twice as many threads as Boromir88. Fourth, you must.... ...start a redundant thread on Balrog wings!!! MWU HA HA HA HA HA!!! Only then will you be granted member status. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

01-02-2005, 07:11 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	well i'm pretty sure i'm a better doctor then dr.pepper, is he even a real doctor? i don't think he qualifies to be a softdrink... hey i'm actually stil lwaiting for my title award...Burninating from beyond teh grave woooooooooooooo __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-02-2005, 07:17 PM	#5
Nukapei Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 80	Truly, Phantom, is that really necessary? yawns __________________ *Gwend sui lotheg i edlothia an-uir.* Friendship is like a flower that blooms forever. Avatar image by the amazing Gold-Seven. site \| RPG

01-02-2005, 07:56 PM	#6
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Be nice, Phantom. Ye don't want to scare away all the nice newbies, do ye? Hey Newbies! Welcome! The dirt never really bothered me, probably I was distracted from the dirt because I'm so very ticklish. Drat those squirmy worms! __________________ Don't let me die!

01-02-2005, 07:57 PM	#7
Nukapei Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 80	Bah, he doesn't scare us! After all, we're all "phantoms" here, right? __________________ *Gwend sui lotheg i edlothia an-uir.* Friendship is like a flower that blooms forever. Avatar image by the amazing Gold-Seven. site \| RPG

01-02-2005, 06:07 PM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	::stops pointing at Gil-galad, and points at Phantom for the reasons the newbies aren't introducing themselves here::

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