New Members - Introduce Yourself Here

[the phantom]

Truly, Phantom, is that really necessary?

It is if you're from the east coast. I just don't trust you people.

Ye don't want to scare away all the nice newbies, do ye?

I guess not the "nice newbies".

But you know, I think we need somebody like me making semi-hostile remarks-> to counter all of the gushing welcomers-> around here.