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The Only Real Estel · 01-07-2005, 10:55 AM

Grima: "Now, if there was a map on the back of this edict, it would probably be marked by a symbol in the right corner on the reverse side..."

-&-

Grima: "Hey, Theoden! I just found one of my old handwriting papers from my juniour year!"

Boromir88 · 01-07-2005, 01:53 PM

Grima: (in the voice of a messenger) Theoden, by order of Saruman you must sign your brain over to him. Please sign...here....here....and put the official King's Seal, here.

Gil-Galad · 01-07-2005, 04:59 PM

Grima: alright everything seems to be in order... i get to manipualte you and relate to saruman while you don't shave for a couple of weeks and act like a complete psycho to the childeren

Theoden: right right...

Rohan guard: m'lord, gandalf arrives

Grima: lets get this show on the road eh?

(Grima and Theoden take their posistons as Gandalf and co. enter)

Oddwen · 01-07-2005, 06:33 PM

(Gil-Galad will epecially enjoy this I think...

)

It's WormTongue Parchment Mail!

Grima: And I took my mail to the market, and I bought it some fish sauce...
Run: wormtongueemail.exe

dear Wormtongue
Y don't u tell Yomer he's a jerk?
Luv,
gillie

Well, Jelly, despite your horrendous spelling, I think I'm going to do that right now.

Hey, Éomer! Whadd'ya doing?

Éomer: Oh, I was just going to send this hundred dollar bill to...

Grima: Yeah, well gillie thinks you're a jerk.

Éomer: Ohh. *rrrip*

Grima: Well Jelly, I told him, but don't expect me to be your messenger service again.

Ah...kinda long. SpM won't be happy. :P

01-07-2005, 10:55 AM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	a bit of National Treasure Grima: "Now, if there was a map on the back of this edict, it would probably be marked by a symbol in the right corner on the reverse side..." -&- Grima: "Hey, Theoden! I just found one of my old handwriting papers from my juniour year!"

01-07-2005, 04:59 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Grima: alright everything seems to be in order... i get to manipualte you and relate to saruman while you don't shave for a couple of weeks and act like a complete psycho to the childeren Theoden: right right... Rohan guard: m'lord, gandalf arrives Grima: lets get this show on the road eh? (Grima and Theoden take their posistons as Gandalf and co. enter) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-07-2005, 06:33 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Parchment-y 3019! (Gil-Galad will epecially enjoy this I think... ) It's WormTongue Parchment Mail! Grima: And I took my mail to the market, and I bought it some fish sauce... Run: wormtongueemail.exe dear Wormtongue Y don't u tell Yomer he's a jerk? Luv, gillie Well, Jelly, despite your horrendous spelling, I think I'm going to do that right now. Hey, Éomer! Whadd'ya doing? Éomer: Oh, I was just going to send this hundred dollar bill to... Grima: Yeah, well gillie thinks you're a jerk. Éomer: Ohh. rrrip Grima: Well Jelly, I told him, but don't expect me to be your messenger service again. Ah...kinda long. SpM won't be happy. :P __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

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01-07-2005, 01:53 PM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Grima: (in the voice of a messenger) Theoden, by order of Saruman you must sign your brain over to him. Please sign...here....here....and put the official King's Seal, here.