If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-10-2005, 02:16 PM

If Buck McCoy has taught me anything, it's that any foe can be defeated with a lasso.

I'd have a quick search for a lasso.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 03-10-2005, 02:21 PM

Call Peter Jackson and tell him that I have an army of extras big enough for him to do the battle of Pelennor Fields again without cgi.

And then I'd send out the lawyers to negotiate an exclusive representation contract with the orcs so that I could take a %10 finder's fee from each of them for getting them signed up with Jackson for the reshoot of the battle.

Glirdan · 03-10-2005, 05:14 PM

Let's see. Firstly, call all my friends and tell them the good news (that there are actually orcs) and the bad news (that they're gonna slaughter me possibly). Next, lock the door and get a fake bow and just start shooting at them like mad when they start hacking at the door. If that doesn't work, I'd run to the back and jump out the window. Unfourtunatley, there is no window so I'd just smash into the wall. Then I'd get up and do it again. I'd probably do that until I was unconcoious. Then I'd get on the computer, come to the Barrow-downs and tell every about my exciting new video game where 200,00 orcs show up at your front door.

Glirdy

ElementFire · 03-10-2005, 06:16 PM

kick butt! what else? (apart from negociating lawyers...) I would probably use some nunchucks and karate!!!

~EF

Annalaliath · 03-10-2005, 07:38 PM

call my grandmother to bring me my 22 rifle real qu8ick, and to bring whatever gun she has, in the mean time use my bayonett and my frying pan

Maeggaladiel · 03-11-2005, 10:49 AM

Tell them for the fifteenth time that the National Orc Conference is NEXT weekend.

Mithalwen · 03-11-2005, 11:58 AM

Call a psychiatrist.

03-10-2005, 02:16 PM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	If Buck McCoy has taught me anything, it's that any foe can be defeated with a lasso. I'd have a quick search for a lasso. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-10-2005, 02:21 PM	#2
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Call Peter Jackson and tell him that I have an army of extras big enough for him to do the battle of Pelennor Fields again without cgi. And then I'd send out the lawyers to negotiate an exclusive representation contract with the orcs so that I could take a %10 finder's fee from each of them for getting them signed up with Jackson for the reshoot of the battle. __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

03-10-2005, 05:14 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	If I saw 200,00 orcs at my front door, I would... Let's see. Firstly, call all my friends and tell them the good news (that there are actually orcs) and the bad news (that they're gonna slaughter me possibly). Next, lock the door and get a fake bow and just start shooting at them like mad when they start hacking at the door. If that doesn't work, I'd run to the back and jump out the window. Unfourtunatley, there is no window so I'd just smash into the wall. Then I'd get up and do it again. I'd probably do that until I was unconcoious. Then I'd get on the computer, come to the Barrow-downs and tell every about my exciting new video game where 200,00 orcs show up at your front door. Glirdy __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf Last edited by Glirdan; 05-23-2005 at 12:19 PM.

03-10-2005, 06:16 PM	#4
ElementFire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Gama Quadrant Posts: 33	kick butt! what else? (apart from negociating lawyers...) I would probably use some nunchucks and karate!!! ~EF __________________ He who stands on toilet is high on pot. XP I don't do kung fu, I do kung lamb!!!

03-10-2005, 07:38 PM	#5
Annalaliath Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 380	call my grandmother to bring me my 22 rifle real qu8ick, and to bring whatever gun she has, in the mean time use my bayonett and my frying pan __________________ Bloody Stumps!!!

03-11-2005, 10:49 AM	#6
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Tell them for the fifteenth time that the National Orc Conference is NEXT weekend. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-11-2005, 11:58 AM	#7
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,463	Call a psychiatrist. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

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