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03-31-2005, 07:50 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Unfortunately, Gimli was unaware that Gollum grew up next to a nuclear power plant and when attacked actually swelled to the size of the Good-year blimp...
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03-31-2005, 09:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
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Fortunately, blimps are easy to deflate if one knows the proper place to stick them with one of Legolas' arrows.
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03-31-2005, 09:10 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Unfortunately, Gimli had a horrible fight with Legolas last night, and Legolas and his arrows were pouting in a corner.
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03-31-2005, 09:13 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Fortunately, Legolas' arrowheads were made out of stainless steal and did not rust on his flawless mane of elvish egoness...
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04-01-2005, 02:54 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Unfortunately, that very morning Legolas was polishing his bow with the "Mirkwood Bow Maintenance Kit" chestnut polish fluid #4, forgot to attach a string, and as a consequence, were unable to shoot at Gimli
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04-01-2005, 04:54 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
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...which was fortunate, since he was supposed to shoot Gollum, not his best friend!
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04-01-2005, 06:30 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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comments: My mistake, which I'm unable to correct. My previous should have been like this:
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 It was Gollum who should have been deflated, right? Should fortunately/unfortunately run alternately? I suppose yes? Thing itself (or an essay to clear up the mess I've done myself ):Unfortunately, Legolas, who have never used his arrows other than shooting them through his bow, stood stupefied, gaping at Gimli's horrible plight, and it never ocurred to him it was enough to pierce Gollum through the right place with an arrowhead.
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